I found a job for Eric The Midget!!!

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  1. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    it's listed under "talent gigs" :jj:
     
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    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    I miss Eric. I think Howard was laying the groundwork for his triumphant return last week....
     
  4. Markijuano

    Markijuano Well-Known Member

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    I'd hire him as a footrest. Ack Ack
     
  5. eliasbboy

    eliasbboy Insert Witty Title Here Staff Member

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    If this doesn't work out I have a drafty door I'd be more than happy prop his little ass in front of. For pay I'd let him hump a couple of old teddy bears I found in my crawlspace.
     
  6. dalepie

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    $12 whole dollars? He wont have to report that income to Social Security.
     
  7. eliasbboy

    eliasbboy Insert Witty Title Here Staff Member

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    It's all about helping the needy.

    Hi Dale!
     
  8. Markijuano

    Markijuano Well-Known Member

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    That's at least a fifty dollar gig, right?
     
  9. dalepie

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    Sup Elias?
     
  10. dalepie

    dalepie New Member

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    Why hide him? He's hideous.
     
  11. eliasbboy

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    Not much going on here. Bored out of my skull and trying to decide if I'm going to have lunch. Big day. Big, big day. :etm:
     
  12. dalepie

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    mmn. i just made a hair appointment and ate a Veggie Delight from Subway. Im coasting to the weekend.
     
  13. eliasbboy

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    Subway!! Good call. I'm on the way.

    My brother in law brought back Arby's to the office and I took offense at him calling that thing "beef".
     
  14. Partyxanimal

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    Sip and Pull said the Arby's new Angus three cheese and bacon is pretty good :dontknow:

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  15. dalepie

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    There are no Arby's near me here. I think if there was, I still would not eat it.
     
  16. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    i have eaten 3 so far in 2 weeks


    stuff is addictive