I found a job for GaryPuppet

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  1. wife is a whore

    wife is a whore Dawgshedwiaw@gmail.com VIP

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    nsfw link: http://therealpornwikileaks.com/bunny-ranch-owner-dennis-hof-hiring-official-brothel-testers/

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  2. Jayla

    Jayla It's not my circus, not my monkeys Gold

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    I thought the same thing :)
     
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    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    So Garypuppet is gonna mop up the jizz of the brothel testers?
     
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  5. Jayla

    Jayla It's not my circus, not my monkeys Gold

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    Actually, I can't think of anyone better suited and more qualified for a job in the history of the world.
     
  6. wife is a whore

    wife is a whore Dawgshedwiaw@gmail.com VIP

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    He can bang whores w/o fear from law enforcement, and they have to put it on him good, no matter how ugly he is, because he is their job evaluator.
     
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    True!
    And I snarfed my soda reading your post :)
    Why not Whore and Puppet? Then they could compare their notes here on DS. I would read said reviews religiously.
    This NEEDS to happen...
     
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  8. Jayla

    Jayla It's not my circus, not my monkeys Gold

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    Agreed.
     
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    This sounds too good to be true.
     
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    Yeah but he gets laid so infequently (or at least his persona here does) that he couldn't possibly be good at it.
    How can you properly test a whore out if you never get busy?
     
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    I imagine if you look like the clientele you wouldn't get the job.
     
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    What heterosexual guy wouldn't be? :dontknow:
     
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    GaryPuppet lurked for a few and took off. He must not be interested.
     
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    That's the kind of guys who need hookers.....he's perfect
     
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    You got to hand it to Dennis Hof. He never runs out of ideas to promote his business.
     
  17. Jayla

    Jayla It's not my circus, not my monkeys Gold

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    Yes, but again, why not you?
     
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    Assistant Jizz Mopper :suicide:
     
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    Point well taken :)
     
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