"I found a pair of draws, they was waaaay too small to be mines."

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by A Succulent Chinese Meal, May 15, 2014.

  1. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    [video=youtube;HcMY3mNvfgs]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcMY3mNvfgs[/video]
     
  2. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    That man look like a white monkey, I bet his dick turn up backwards like a real monkey and that why he get all dem white bitches.
     
  3. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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  4. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    And the woman sounds like Mother Love. Good God damn, chiiiiild!
     
  5. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    Die, Jew clown!
     
  6. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    Get yo damn thangs and git outta my house, go to yo daddy's!
     
  7. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    :jj:
     
  8. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    Is this worse than when I called you a tranny in every post for like 6 months?
     
  9. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    I ain't even mad.
     
  10. BLOW ME

    BLOW ME Well-Known Member

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    pretty edgy bob
     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    Is that a Benzedrex joke?
     
  12. Phan Neepack

    Phan Neepack Well-Known Member

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    So much misuse of the word "had" these days ..Very disappointed in the American edumacational system
     
  13. nfbuckeye

    nfbuckeye Beam me up, Mr. Speaker. VIP

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    Piss bush.
     
  14. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Maker of Lists Gold

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  15. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    this is brilliant theater. fucking brilliant, for real.
     
  16. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    His hairline is the exact opposite of Chirza's.
     
  17. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter.

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    hi bob :uwave:
     
  18. Just Peachy

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    I watched the whole damn thing and they don't say what landed her in the hospital on her honeymoon. Total bullshit.
     
  19. TonyJax

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    She reminds me of someone???

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  20. TonyJax

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    I would imagine the husband brought some of his kin with and it was too much for the gal.