Discussion in 'The Bar' started by baltimore mike, Sep 21, 2016.
im 6 5.5 instead of 6 6
Good thing you married an Asian, they don't mind small peen.
I didn't know they could stack that high?
I always tell myself I'm 5.9. So when I get measured and I'm having a good day I feel better at 5'10 I always set low expectations.
Die Baltimore Neckfat.
Sure they weren't measuring your IQ, champ?
It's actually gravity versus all that mass. Of course it's going to pull you closer to the earth.
Someone find the photo of Mike with that Baltimore Raven, then we can do a statistical analysis.
We can use the famous vending machine picture for our analysis. According to vendingsolutions.com, most vending machine measure 72"H x 39"W x 33"D. He is about 5 foot 6 or 7 with a 48 inch waist.
He just got the numbers backwards. He's 5' 6" not 6' 5".
That bag of Knott's goatse cookies is two feet tall!
Minus the girth.
Mike, if those pants are a 42", your real size is like 64"