I found out i was shorter then i thought

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  1. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Your Cock, No Lube, My Ass!

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    im 6 5.5 instead of 6 6
     
  2. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter.

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    In circumference?
     
  3. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Your Cock, No Lube, My Ass!

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    Height
     
  4. BrulesRules

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    Good thing you married an Asian, they don't mind small peen.
     
  5. Artie Laugh

    Artie Laugh **** VIP

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    I didn't know they could stack :shit: that high?
     
  6. walterHwhite

    walterHwhite Heisenberg

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    @Oderus :rofl:
     
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    Tickle Shits I don't rite so good. Gold

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    I always tell myself I'm 5.9. So when I get measured and I'm having a good day I feel better at 5'10 I always set low expectations.
     
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  8. BleedingGums

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    more lies

    :bs:
     
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    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    Friend Gums. :up:
     
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    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    Die Baltimore Neckfat. :up:
     
  11. Estocada

    Estocada Well-Known Member

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    Sure they weren't measuring your IQ, champ?
     
  12. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    It's actually gravity versus all that mass. Of course it's going to pull you closer to the earth.
     
  13. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    Someone find the photo of Mike with that Baltimore Raven, then we can do a statistical analysis.
     
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  14. blotchy

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    We can use the famous vending machine picture for our analysis. According to vendingsolutions.com, most vending machine measure 72"H x 39"W x 33"D. He is about 5 foot 6 or 7 with a 48 inch waist.

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  15. Lostronaut

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    He just got the numbers backwards. He's 5' 6" not 6' 5".
     
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  16. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    That bag of Knott's goatse cookies is two feet tall!
     
  17. banksy

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    Ditto.
    Minus the girth.
     
  19. banksy

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    Mike, if those pants are a 42", your real size is like 64" :scared:
     
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    Capn Crud Needs a beer VIP Gold

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    Goatse? :goatse: