I fucked 2 different guys this week.

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Slippy, Feb 11, 2013.

  1. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    And I was anally raped.

    And I got sent to jail for dropping a keyboard.

    :cry:



























































    Wait! No I didn't REALLY fuck 2 guys, I was just spoofing you guys!
    I wasn't REALLY raped, I was just mad at the guy!
    Perhaps I went to jail for biting the guy's tit.... :shucks:


    WTF IS THE MATTER WITH YOU PEOPLE? WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU THINK I'M A LYING WHORE? WHY WON'T ANYBODY BELIEVE ME? YOU GUYS ARE ALL FUCKED THE FUCK UP AND I'M SICK OF YOUR STUPID SHIT! :mad:
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Dave Active Member

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    Huh?
     
  4. jackie the jerk

    jackie the jerk Not Mexican VIP

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    This thread will have 2.3 billion replies
     
  5. Butcher

    Butcher ?

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    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    It's really slow here today. Maybe I should just do some work.
     
  7. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    Ummm..........okaaay

    :wtf:
     
  8. Gunslinger

    Gunslinger Well-Known Member

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    Slippy Slippy Slippy.
     
  9. gilaet

    gilaet Zen As Fuck Gold

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    I see you've discovered meth.
     
  10. Billy Brown

    Billy Brown Thinking big VIP

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    Oh my.
     
  11. The Cunt

    The Cunt New Member

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    Call me I think we need to talk
     
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    Omg you bit a guys tit??
     
  13. face palm

    face palm Well-Known Member

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    did you throw a cat at anyone?
     
  14. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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  15. low selfestitle

    low selfestitle Moderator Staff Member

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    Slippy is Nikkerz.
     
  16. fenderbaum

    fenderbaum Active Member

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    I like and believe you slips.
     
  17. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    Slippy will forget about this thread within the next 30 minutes
     
  18. AnimalGod

    AnimalGod Well-Known Member VIP

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    Slippy when should I be expecting you for my blowjob? I want to make sure I shower and manscape.
     
  19. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Yes, but it wasn't my fault! A friend of mine made me fuck a guy to get some!
     
  20. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    I was just thinking that you look kind of like the wife on the walking dead