I fucked a drunk, yo

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  1. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    Well, not really. But I had sex with my wife while she was drunk. :madsex:
     
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    PullMyFinger Hors d'oeuvre Addict VIP

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    I haven't seen a picture of your wife's ass in awhile. Just saying.
     
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    Stupid
     
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    ice cream Well-Known Member

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    i pity married folk
     
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    maroon Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I didn't know there were other options
     
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  6. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    I pity those that can't find someone to be happy with.
     
  7. Mr. Potato Head

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    Lots of options. :yay:
     
  8. Mr. Potato Head

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    maroon Well-Known Member Banned User

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    get her high?
    hit her in head with hammer?
    roofie?
     
  10. Mr. Potato Head

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    :fil:
     
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    Drunk sex :yay:
     
  12. Mr. Potato Head

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    It's the best. :wub:
     
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    Calloused Shins Well-Known Member

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    Did she let you throw it in her coco tunnel?
     
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  14. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    A gentleman never tells. :no:
     
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    That's a yes. You've inspired me. I'm gonna stop watching this preseason bs for a bit and try and invade the dark space lying on the couch
     
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    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    :yes:





    Godspeed, sir. :salute:
     
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