Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mr. Potato Head, Aug 16, 2015.
Well, not really. But I had sex with my wife while she was drunk.
I haven't seen a picture of your wife's ass in awhile. Just saying.
i pity married folk
I didn't know there were other options
I pity those that can't find someone to be happy with.
Lots of options.
get her high?
hit her in head with hammer?
It's the best.
Did she let you throw it in her coco tunnel?
A gentleman never tells.
That's a yes. You've inspired me. I'm gonna stop watching this preseason bs for a bit and try and invade the dark space lying on the couch