I fucked your girlfriend last night......

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by BleedingGums, May 1, 2013.

  1. BleedingGums

    BleedingGums Fesh Fox Faggot VIP

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    While you snored and drooled, I fucked your love.
    She called me daddy. and I called her baby when i
    Smacked her ass. I called her sugar when I ate
    Her alive till daylight. and I slept with her all
    Over me, from forehead to ribcage I dripper her ass.
    Sometimes I thought you might be spying, living out some
    Brash fantasy, but no. you were knocked out. but we were
    All knocked out you know. in a way
    I serve too many masters.
    We didnt know youd break the bottle that the magic
    Came in to use those jagged shards to slit our wrists
    And neck. and youd do it too, youre that kind of dude.
    But you wouldnt know what you were doing because
    I didnt, your girlfriend could have been a burn
    Victim, an amputee, a dead body. but God damn I wanted
    To fuck.
    Im serving too many fucking masters.
    [i told you. I told you motherfucker]
     
  2. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    is this about Dimebag?
     
  3. Splash

    Splash Huge Member VIP

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    BU keeps is real




    real duuumb
     
  4. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    JUST RATED THIS SHIT THREAD ONE STAR, BLEEDINGPUSSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:rag:
     
  5. jaw_belize

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    While you snored and drooled, I fucked your love.
    She called me daddy. and I called her baby when i
    Smacked her ass. I called her sugar when I ate
    Her alive till daylight. and I slept with her all
    Over me, from forehead to ribcage I dripper her ass.
    Sometimes I thought you might be spying, living out some
    Brash fantasy, but no. you were knocked out. but we were
    All knocked out you know. in a way
    I serve too many masters.
    We didnt know youd break the bottle that the magic
    Came in to use those jagged shards to slit our wrists
    And neck. and youd do it too, youre that kind of dude.
    But you wouldnt know what you were doing because
    I didnt, your girlfriend could have been a burn
    Victim, an amputee, a dead body. but God damn I wanted
    To fuck.
    Im serving too many fucking masters.
    [i told you. I told you motherfucker]
     
  6. Splash

    Splash Huge Member VIP

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    Omg fail my mother fucking god fail! Long island fat piece of shit cant even lift a weight to workout and now you cant even workout at posting a gif. You and your fat fucking mother who fucks minorities you are a disgrace to long island and you are gayer than long island.ill kick your fucking ass if i see you out . You got that?? Go eat a hot pocket mother fucker and dont quote me till you fucking get it right!!!preview that shit!!!
     
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    walleye Active Member Banned User

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    Good friends and a bottle of pills:grad:
     
  9. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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  10. Capn Crud

    Capn Crud The Pride of Cucamonga VIP Gold

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    ****
     
  11. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    Jokes on you, I don't have a GF! :fail:
     
  12. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    Dimebag would probably still be alive if it weren't for that fucking asshole.
     
  13. DrivenByDemons

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    Probably? :jj:
     
  14. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    i did this thread 4 years ago on sfn no schtick
     
  15. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    Just sayin', you can't rule out a possible car accident or airplane crash. :grad:
     
  16. AmishGirl

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    "I Sent A Thankyou Card To The Guy That Raped You"

    You just came from a bikini kill concert
    You felt like a strong independent woman
    Two guys where having a "rape the ugliest cunt possible" contest
    You weren't a strong woman anymore

    I'm glad you got raped
    You stupid dyke cunt
    I'm glad you got raped
    Cuz you're a stupid dyke cunt


    I laughed as I watched him rape you
    Then I brought him a few beers
    Every year on the anniversary of your rape
    I send him a thank you card, you stupid fucking dyke cunt

    I'm glad you got raped
    You stupid dyke cunt
    I'm glad you got raped
    Cuz you're a stupid dyke cunt

    :golfclap:
     
  17. VAsiCkBoy

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    Phil Alsemo (whatever) is an asshole.
    The shooter shot the wrong guy.
     
  18. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    OMG WTF. :hhh:
     
  19. banksy

    banksy You wrote "I love you" in lipstick on the mirror VIP

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    he just needed a bigger gun.

    or a pressure cooker.
     
  20. AmishGirl

    AmishGirl Well-Known Member VIP

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    "Ha Ha Halocaust"

    I got bored of writing rape songs
    Then I remembered the holocaust
    I couldn't write because it was so funny
    I'm glad lots of people died


    Ha ha holocaust
    I'm glad lots of people died

    People are too fucking PC
    To admit Hitler was funny
    How can you not laugh your ass off
    Watching people bulldozed into a ditch?
    - A.C.