I FUCKING HATE COOKING

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  1. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Okay so I want to make Miss Chriza a nice dinner tomorrow so I decided on Crock Pot Root Beer BBQ chicken and cheesy rice. Here's where everything gets all fuck. Every single website tells me something different. I always thought the point of a Crock Pot was you put in all the foods and all the sauce and just wait like 6 hours til it's good.

    These fucking sites, I'm tellin you. One tells me "Cook the chicken by itself for a few hours, then add the sauces at the end". Another tells me "Cook it with the sauces on high for 4 hours". Another tells me "Nigga just throw it all in in the morning and do it slow and low til you get home". And on and on and on.

    What the fuck is the right way to do this???? :banghead:


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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    dude you are throwing processed rice in boiling water, how hard can it be
     
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    just order the food and pretend you prepared it.
     
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    You made your mistake at "crock pot".
     
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    FAGGOT I KNOW THE RICE PART IT'S THE CHICKEN I'M WORRIED ABOUT
     
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    THIS ISN'T MRS. DOUBTFIRE MOTHER FUCKER
     
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    haha i got the wrestling faggots to put you on ignore
     
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    make a beautiful soup with it.
     
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    sometimes i put food in the Blue Recycle can to fuck with the people that have to sort it at the Recycle facility
    cuz it makes me laugh
     
  11. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Why are they all ignoring me :tears:
     
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    because i derailed one of their faggot schtick threads
     
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    This is the fake story, Mike.
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    All right fine it's for my cat all right


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    i emailed Beth about a cat
     
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    forget the crock pot. you want this:
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    basically you throw everything in, and 35 minutes later its done and falling off the bone.
     
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    I knew you had a pussy.
     
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    Have @Bro tell you how to make the shrimp he had last night, shit looked good.
     
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