News I fucking hate my husband

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Mrs Shivvy, Jun 5, 2016.

  1. Mrs Shivvy

    Mrs Shivvy Full Of Gunk Banned User

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    We had a great day at the pool BBQ & drinking with fiends. I killed a 12 pack after downing 3 strong vodkas. I was finally beginning to feel no pain & forget about the miserable SOB I married, when he pulled the plug & pestered me to leave.

    We got in the car & I burst into tears upon the realization that my marriage has driven me to be an alcoholic.

    :bigcry:
     
  2. Beth143nacho

    Beth143nacho Bede bede beep VIP

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    You're my hero
     
  3. larryluncg

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    :giggle:
     
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  4. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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  5. Butt Trumpet

    Butt Trumpet Rimming aint easy. Gold

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    How you like zem apples
     
  6. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    So unfunny and boring. Shocked the mods have continued this horribly unfunny bit to go on
     
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  8. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    What do you think about his constant anger with the "blue banner" members of the site?
     
  9. JFK

    JFK Ask not what your country can do for you.

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    Does he hit you?
     
  10. quitefrankly

    quitefrankly Well-Known Member

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    then he drags you to his parents house what a dickhead

    hope u meet someone on your 10 day work gig
     
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  11. Mrs Shivvy

    Mrs Shivvy Full Of Gunk Banned User

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    I suspect it's penis envy.
     
  12. LD3

    LD3 Well-Known Member

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    Wanna fuck?
     
  13. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Good point, does he ever scream out "Chriza!!!" in his sleep?
     
  14. TheMercenary

    TheMercenary Collecting Light Gold

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    @shitty can you give an example of how Chriza gets preferential treatment from the Blue Banner Brigade?

    Maybe sway a few to your plight?
     
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  15. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Chriza that was just banned for 14 days for an offensive cartoon and served every day of it?
     
  16. YodaQuiversStern

    YodaQuiversStern Turn and face the strange

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    Marrying shitty was your first problem. Drinking with fiends was your second problem.
     
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  17. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Are you kidding? I'll be banned for talking about it
     
  18. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Can you tell the posters here why this mult is still active?
     
  19. Tranquil

    Tranquil Well-Known Member VIP

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    Mrs. shitty is not an unfunny bit, she cares for you, and she's knocking, will you let her in?
     
  20. yaddc

    yaddc Well-Known Member

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    Go home and play some Marvin Gaye tunes take your teeth out and do what ya got to do to the man of the house.
     
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