News I fucking hate my wife

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  1. Shivvy

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    We had a great day at the pool. Bbq and drinking with fiends. She killed a 12 pack after having 3 strong vodkas.

    I could see she was getting wasted so I pulled the plug and left.

    We got in the car and she's starts sobbing uncontrollably. Like a baby. Now princess Shiv is losing it.
    Im freaked out. I'm asking 'wtf are you crying for? "

    She the gets princess Shiv mad at me.

    Im so lost :nooo:
     
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    3 vodkas and a 12 pack? She sounds classy.
     
  4. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    I'm going to play along and assume you're not trolling.

    She's a raging alcoholic who needs help. And she hates her life. Sorry.
     
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    Shoulda left without her.
     
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    My dad hated Ali....draft dodger
     
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    :lol:
     
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    You sound observant. Noticed she was getting wasted after twelve beers plus some vodka.
     
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    Sloppy anal tonight perhaps?
     
  11. DrivenByDemons

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    Any time I am with a broad that is drunk and starts sobbing I immediately go for an udder grab.
     
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    How much had you had to drink before driving them home?
     
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    What could be the common denominator here. :bigthink: :booze:
     
  15. Tim

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    I didn't know women could drink that much.
     
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    No wife is drinking 15 unless they despise their husband
     
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    Married people problems.
     
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    ChuckZ You're so pusillanimous, oh yea.

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    You have a variation on this about twice a week.
     
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    That much alcohol would have killed me. :grad:
     
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    True. That always changes the mood in a hurry.
     
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