I fucking hate pigeons

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  1. RenchFries

    RenchFries Official Dawgshed Dutch representative Gold

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    Shitting all over my balcony and chairs and shit... I can't shoot them because there are no guns here. How do I kill them or get rid of them permanently? And no, I'm not buying a cat.
     
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    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Pigeon spikes. Put them wherever they hang out.

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    Buy a hawk.
     
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    face palm Well-Known Member

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    soak some bread in antifreeze
    not proud of knowing this btw
     
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    Poison them and then leave the bodies laying around so the other pigeons will know a serial pigeon killer lives there.
     
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    face palm Well-Known Member

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    plaster of paris mixed with peanut butter
    not proud of knowing this btw
     
  8. face palm

    face palm Well-Known Member

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    not proud of liking this post btw
     
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  10. gwartney

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    Mix rice with bird seed. They eat the rice and it swells up in their stomachs and their stomach explodes. No outward signs. They'd have to do a pigeon autopsy to figure out what you did.
     
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    Stop the poisoning advice, assholes. Use Avery's suggestion.
     
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    face palm Well-Known Member

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    you think froggy is gonna kill a bird?
     
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    Put a pressure sensitive switch on your porch railing so when they land, a blow torch lights up and fries them.
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    paintball gun
     
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    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    and pigeon autopsies are expensive ..
     
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    some real sick and twisted people in this thread.
     
  19. JFK

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    garypagetwo The Gun Gold

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    i bet youre a scream at family gatherings