I fucking swear I just saw a UFO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  1. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    As I was coming back into town, directly in front of me in the sky was a silver, shiny, oval thing (the sun was bouncing off of it). Now I did have my camera. But it wouldnt focus and I could not locate it on the tiny camera screen. By the time I looked up it disappeared. The 1 picture I did take shows nothing. Got a good look at it for atleast 15 seconds though.

    It was low enough, that if it was a Helicopter or plane you would of been able to hear it. (lots of aircraft fly over my house, so I know my shit)


    I have another witness too.
     
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  2. Motoflou

    Motoflou New Member

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    I saw it too, Bro!!!

    I tried to jump up in the air and high-five the aliems, but they didn't dip low enough :tears:
     
  3. Motoflou

    Motoflou New Member

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    (team hal)
     
  4. Tarpon1965

    Tarpon1965 Resident Dawg Whisperer

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    Hal, they're gonna shove probes up yur butt!
     
  5. PullMyFinger

    PullMyFinger Hors d'oeuvre Addict VIP

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    UFO I could believe. You leaving town, bullshit.
     
  6. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ You're so pusillanimous, oh yea.

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    bullshit HAL
     
  7. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    Im freaking the fuck out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    gonna goto the grocery store right now though. AFK
     
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    TonyJax White Privilege Denied. VIP

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    Get them to Mario's house.
     
  9. Motoflou

    Motoflou New Member

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    You need to contact Fox Mulder. I'd provide an email link, but I'm drunk, and googling is the best exercise.
     
  10. wanker

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    ifell for this the last 3 times..im skeptical boot it now
     
  11. HeinousMark

    HeinousMark Creepy-Ass Cracka VIP

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    HAL seems like a very rational, sober, and honest poster.....I can't believe he would just make up something so significant.....:coffee:
     
  12. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    I've been outside for the last hour, and I didn't see any UFO's.


    HAL is lying

    again
     
  13. Motoflou

    Motoflou New Member

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    HAL has never lied, Naz.

    You should be ashamed of yourself.

    Fatty.
     
  14. Stew Nod

    Stew Nod Hello VIP

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    Now that Balt Mike dumped Hal, he has to fill the void with fake UFO stories

    so sad

    :facepalm:
     
  15. Blackie

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    8:03 on a monday night... HAL don't lie, you're watching raw. I am too, so we're both gay.
     
  16. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ You're so pusillanimous, oh yea.

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    they have abducted HAL
     
  17. Blackie

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    the only thing HAL is "witnessing" right now is dudes in tights

    and an erection
     
  18. HeinousMark

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    They'll get tired of him and bring him back any minute.
     
  19. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    I wish my camera wasnt a gay pos
     
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  20. HeinousMark

    HeinousMark Creepy-Ass Cracka VIP

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    ...told ya...:coffee: