I gave up eating today

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  1. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    First it was the getting fat then i was getting sick. So i said fuck it and stopped.
     
  2. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Baby, most dog foods don't have half the beef Alpo has........

     
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    tomtom Well-Known Member

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    Getting fat and using firefox. Don't give up eating, just eat healthy high energy food, you'll be lean and powerful like Chrome.


    It all comes full circle.
     
  4. lisaslisas

    lisaslisas New Member

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    I have a plan. It's gonna be awesome!
     
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    GSD Active Member

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    Health thread topic
     
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    mattyfishrip197 Well-Known Member

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    Partyxanimal Well-Known Member

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    Try green drink , Robin say's it keeps her healthy and thin.

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  8. wicked smaaaht

    wicked smaaaht New Member

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    Dawg Quivers! Try a coffee enema
     
  9. GSD

    GSD Active Member

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    COFFEE ENEMA
    One of the best liver cleansers is a coffee enema. Coffee enemas were listed in folk literature for years as a method of helping the body rid itself of toxins and accumulated waste products. They were listed in the Merck Manual until 1977, when they were removed for lack of space. After pharmaceuticals became the main focus of medicine in the 1920s, coffee enemas were seldom used. In the past 10 to 15 years, however, their usefulness has again been recognized.
    A coffee enema is a low-volume enema that stays in the sigmoid colon, the S-shaped last section of the large intestine. A special circulatory system exists between the sigmoid colon and the liver, called the enterohepatic circulation system. When the stool reaches the sigmoid colon, it is full of decomposed material and toxins. These toxins are sent directly to the liver for detoxification rather than being circulated throughout the body.
    The caffeine in the coffee is the active ingredient in a coffee enema. Given rectally, it helps detoxify the liver and emulsifies fat. While coffee enemas do promote cleansing of the intestines as well as the liver and gallbladder, they are used primarily to clean the liver and gallbladder.
    A coffee enema:

    * increases the peristaltic action of the intestines, and speeds up the emptying of the bowel.
    * makes the toxins accumulated in the bile ducts empty, allowing other toxins in the body to filter into the liver for detoxification.
    * increases the emptying speed of the liver ducts holding detoxified materials, speeding the detoxification process.
    * encourages the removal of gallstones in the bile.
    * stimulates the production of the enzyme glutathione-S-transferase, which makes the liver detoxification pathways function.
    * breaks down accumulated fat in the liver cells.
    * clears chemical overloads and chemical reactions.
    * helps the body cope with chemotherapy and side effects caused by toxic overload from destruction of cells.

    Minerals and electrolytes are not washed out by coffee enemas. The important nutrients have already been absorbed higher in the bowel, long before the food residue reaches the sigmoid colon.
    Unsulfured molasses is used in the coffee enema to aid with retention and increase detoxification efficiency.
    Preparing the Enema
    Bring 1 quart of tolerated water to a boil in the stainless-steel or glass pot. Add 2 flat Tbsp. of coffee and continue to boil for 5 minutes. Turn off the heat and leave the pan on the burner. Add 1 Tbsp. of unsulfured molasses. Cool to a tepid temperature that feels comfortable to the touch. Never use the coffee mixture hot or steaming.
    Strain, then pour half the coffee mixture into the measuring cup, being careful not to let the coffee grounds go into the cup. Put the enema bag in the sink and clamp off the tubing.
    Pour the coffee mixture into the enema bag, then release the clamp long enough to allow the liquid to run to the end of the enema tube. Hang the enema bag 24 to 30 inches above the floor. A doorknob makes a good hanger. Do not hang it any higher, or fluid will be forced too high into the intestine. Cover the area on which you are going to lie with old towels to prevent staining.
    Taking the Enema
    First half:
    Lie down on the floor and gently insert the nozzle or catheter. If you need lubrication, use only food-grade vegetable oil, K- Y jelly, or vitamin E. Do not use Vaseline or other petroleum jelly products, which are toxic.
    Release the clamp and let the coffee mixture flow slowly in. Clamp off the tubing as soon as there is any sensation of fullness.
    If you can do so, retain the enema for 10 minutes. Do not force yourself to hold it if an uncomfortable feeling develops.
    Clamp the tubing and remove the nozzle or catheter, and empty your bowel.
    Second half:
    After emptying the bowel, repeat the procedure with the remaining half of the coffee mixture. If you cannot hold half of the enema mixture, take three or four small enemas.
    When the gallbladder's bile duct empties, you will hear or feel a squirting under the right ribcage, or in that general area. Once you feel this, you should not take any more enemas that day.
    If, after a week of daily enemas, you have not felt or heard the gallbladder release its bile, you may need to:

    * increase the strength of the coffee 1 tsp. per quart at a time, but do not exceed 2 Tbsp. per cup.
    * take slightly larger volume enemas with each half.
    * take three enemas of 2 cups each or less.

    Coffee enemas can be used without the unsulfured molasses if tolerance is a problem. However, after taking the enemas for several weeks, you will probably be able to safely add it.
    Most people do not feel "wired" or hyper as a result of coffee enemas. Should you feel this way, or if you have palpitations or irregular heartbeats after a coffee enema, reduce the amount of coffee by half for a few days to a week. Caffeine blood levels have been checked on people who felt they were "wired" after a coffee enema, and caffeine was not detectable in their blood.
    Coffee enemas can be used as often as needed. The usual frequency for detoxification purposes is around three times per week. Some people may need to use them daily if their toxic load is high.
     
  10. Spazzmatazz

    Spazzmatazz Band Member Banned User

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    Nuttin' but the best for my Dawg! :dog:
     
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