I get to go wine tasting today!

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Hateman, Feb 16, 2013.

  1. Hateman

    Hateman Well-Known Member Banned User

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    15 bucks for all you can drink at 40 didnt vineyards. Oh, and free BBQ to go with! :cheer:
     
  2. Butcher

    Butcher ?

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    That's a great Saturday :lo5:
     
  3. face palm

    face palm Well-Known Member

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    did you invite Chriza?
     
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    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    any speech experts here?
     
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    I'm a speech expert
     
  6. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    What state?
     
  7. Butcher

    Butcher ?

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    You're going the wrong way
     
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    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    Left over Ambien buzz, methinks.
     
  9. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    His speech will be slurred later today.
     
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    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    Yas
     
  11. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    I've never taken Ambien..I just drink more beer if I can't sleep
     
  12. Hateman

    Hateman Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Thats what I plan on. :hhh:
     
  13. face palm

    face palm Well-Known Member

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    beer keeps me awake
     
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    Hateman Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I can't wait to try some of the new cabs, syrahs, barberas, and Pinot noirs
     
  15. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    You're not doing it right then.
     
  16. BudBudha

    BudBudha Male Underwear Model

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    Nice but first get your priorities straight....there will be many many women at the event so there's no excuse to not get a few numbers.
    Everyones drinking and social so walk right up to a few women and talk about wine or their "opinion" of each varietal then lookout :words:

    Here's some topics to throw out to get the conversation started which will make you stand out over the other tools you're competing with:

    1 Judgement of Paris-In 1976 2 California wines outscored French wines opening up the California as a premier wine growing region.

    2 The top wine taster in the world is Robert Parker from Baltimore :facepalm: He can make or break a wine. Yet women are better wine tasters since they have a better sense of smell.

    3 White wine can be made from a red grape. The only reason why a red wine is red is because the skins are left in for color.

    4 A European study has definatively concluded that women that drink wine have better sex lives than those women that do not.

    Dude there's a ton of openers to use to get the conversation going. I expect a field report after you're finished getting laid :hhh:
     
  17. Splash

    Splash Huge Member VIP

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    :worried:
     
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    any broads gonna be there?
     
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    I'm currently trying harder.
     
  20. BudBudha

    BudBudha Male Underwear Model

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    :jj: I work in the wine business so I've been to too many of these events.