WTF I got a bag of baby carrots

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  1. DDragon

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    What kind of dip do you use with it ? I was thinking hummus but I was also thinking french onion dip. Im so confused. :duhme:
     
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    How bout antifreeze?
     
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    Ranch or blue cheese dressing.
     
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    I use ranch
     
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    This!
     
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    Hummus Period!!!!!! Thank you for your consideration!
     
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    :leavecunt:
     
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    Garlic hummus. Don't forget to toss a couple to your dog. Mine loves his carrots.
     
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    What man would eat something called hummus ?.
    Why don't you just eat the carrot plain.
     
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    The kind of man who doesn't worry about some fag thinking delicious food is gay.

    Put some hummus on your cock and watch your woman go all middle-east on it.
     
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    What will she shout alla akbar and blow us both up if i do
     
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    Those are just whittled sown regular carrots. Faux baby carrots, if you will.
    These are baby carrots, you don't see them everywhere.

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    Use those carrots to make this dip. I've made it a million times, people love it. (I never put the olives and feta on top, I just serve it as is)

    Fiery Carrot Dip
    Nadia Roden started making this dip--one of her mother's standards--as a student, because the ingredients are very inexpensive. She still prepares it, especially for big parties, because it's easy and unusual.
    Plus: More Appetizer Recipes and Tips
    Ingredients
    • 2 pounds carrots, cut into 3-inch lengths
    • 1/4 cup plus 2 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil
    • 1/4 cup red wine vinegar
    • 3 garlic cloves, minced
    • 1 tablespoon honey (optional)
    • 1 1/4 teaspoons harissa or other chile paste
    • 1 1/2 teaspoons ground cumin or caraway
    • 1/2 teaspoon ground ginger
    • Salt
    • 1/4 pound feta cheese, crumbled (about 1 cup)
    • 3 pitted black olives
    Instructions
    1. Bring a large saucepan of salted water to a boil. Add the carrots and cook over moderately high heat until tender, about 20 minutes. Drain.
    2. Transfer the carrots to a food processor. Add the olive oil, vinegar, garlic, honey, harissa, cumin and ginger and process to a smooth puree. Season the dip with salt.
    3. Scrape the dip onto a platter or into a bowl. Scatter the feta cheese and olives on top and serve.
    Make Ahead
    The dip can be refrigerated for 2 days. Serve at room temperature.
    Notes
    Serve this dip with crackers or make your own pita chips: Split 8 pita pockets into two rounds. Brush the rough sides of the rounds with olive oil and sprinkle with salt. Stack the rounds and cut them into 8 wedges. Spread the pita in an even layer on large a baking sheet. Toast them in a 350? oven for about 10 minutes, or until crisp and golden. Turn the baking sheet halfway through baking to help them brown evenly.

    http://www.foodandwine.com/recipes/fiery-carrot-dip/
     
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    i like baby carrots. i'm on a diet and i need something crunchy. dipping them in ranch etc is cheating! :grad:

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    where do i find hummus? by the cheese?
     
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    I don't see how they get away with that. Somewhere in small print it usually says something about being peeled.
     
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    Since this is America the correct answer is ranch.
     
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    That's disgusting. :puke:
     
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