I got a Benjy sized salad for lunch today

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  1. Mark Mayonnaise

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    The fuck is wrong with me


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    What are you retarded
     
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  4. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    It's like you're eating out of a trough. :c
     
  5. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Evidently

    I don't think a brachiosaurus ate this much in a day
     
  6. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    Do you have a bottle of vinegar?
     
  7. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I couldn't close the lid :facepalm:
     
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    this is when I miss MathewT
     
  9. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    I got a 7-11 nachos last night and couldn't close the lid either. :facepalm:

    BTW- They have really stepped up their hot food game. They had two guys working, one guy was just making food.
     
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  11. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Oh yeah, didn't the dinosaurs just die last week or something
     
  12. Mark Mayonnaise

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    My girlfriend got those last night too! :jj:

    She mixes the diced onions up in the cheese and chili
     
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    gilaet underwear warrior Staff Member

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    Hey check out this salad I made.

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    Obviously photoshopped. Everyone knows the slit is horizontal on the asians.
     
  15. Mark Mayonnaise

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    This is embarrassing
     
  16. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    That's exactly what I do. It's kismet. :wub:

    :secret: I'll take her off your hands so that you can be with Header.
     
  17. Mark Mayonnaise

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    She'll probably break up with me anyway if she sees this salad
     
  18. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    Salads are scrumdiddlyumptious! I'm jealous!
     
  19. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    Did you put eggs in it?
     
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    shut the fuck up, clutch