News I got a bitch who sucks my dick til I nut. Spits it on my gut and slurps that shit back up

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Shivvy, Mar 4, 2016.

  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Is that a slut? He'll ya!
    She even takes it in the butt
    We fucked for about an hour. Now she wants a golden shower

    :party:
     
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  2. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter.

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    You do drugs danny?
     
  3. fixer

    fixer I'm Retarded you Jerk. On the Power.

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    She sounds like a professional. Enjoy
     
  4. Boomer

    Boomer Who is your daddy and what does he do?

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    This isn't the bar, faggot.
     
  5. reno

    reno VIP Extreme Gold

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    Thank you for your call. Now more Tradio!
     
  6. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    Boomer putting his foot down
     
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    floplop Well-Known Member

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    Mairzy doats and dozy doats
    And liddle lamzy divey
     
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    tearsOfCum Well-Known Member

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    Your sister always was a giver!
     
  9. baci

    baci Well-Known Member VIP

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    Let me sleep on that one.
     
  10. SorryBoff

    SorryBoff Well-Known Member

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    Now we're all privy to the delusions of shitty.
     
  11. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    Where did you meet such a lovely, kind soul? And does she have a twin sister who is available?
     
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  12. OV

    OV Rapscallion

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    This girlfriend of yours
    sounds like some whores
    who have not a single moral
    But will she suck your pecker
    On a double decker?
    Gulping after she gives oral?
     
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  13. Dick Fitzwell

    Dick Fitzwell Opinions are like assholes ... and so am I

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    Enjoy the ghonnosyphillitis!

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  14. Wangold

    Wangold Well-Known Member

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    Sounds like she may be a "Felcher" too! :dancin2:
     
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    Shortwave98 A-Number 1 Banned User

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    Quit being so fucking crude!
     
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  16. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    What does that mean?
     
  17. Rodney21a

    Rodney21a Well-Known Member Banned User

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    "Found":quote:

    As in found :quote:the URL to the escort site and reviews on the internet.
     
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  18. Shortwave98

    Shortwave98 A-Number 1 Banned User

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    You tell him!
     
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    ice cream Well-Known Member

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    fuck off shitty :tadah:
     
  20. OV

    OV Rapscallion

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    He's at his wits end
    While her emotional friend
    Sets Mrs shitty 'aquiverin'
    He's left to bust a nut
    Over an imaginary slut
    The only jism he'll be deliverin'