I got a boner in my uber tonight

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  1. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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    3 smoking hot chicks the one who sat up front had great legs
     
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  2. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ Stay in bed, float up stream VIP

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    did you make a mess?
     
  3. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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    Naw
     
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    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    You okay son?
     
  5. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ Stay in bed, float up stream VIP

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    Thought you were getting a new avatar?
     
  6. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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    I was embarrassed
     
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    Uber boner.
     
  8. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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    I need one not sure how on my phone
     
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    ChuckZ Stay in bed, float up stream VIP

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    Never been on the internet using a phone, old school.
     
  10. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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    Str8 sex
     
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    Tranquil Well-Known Member VIP

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    You're into chicks? Since when?
     
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    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    It was her cock hanging out from her mini skirt that got Mike all excited.
     
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  13. JameGumb

    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    Did you jack after?
     
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    so this proves you cant come here from your home computer :jj::jj::jj:
     
  15. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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    Shut it
     
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    your lack of response shows this also


    why cant you use your home computer :hilarious:
     
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  17. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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    I'm horny
     
  18. LD3

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    nice.......wat
     
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    okay.....nice]
     
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    ^ this