I got a boner. What should I do about it?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by HAL, Mar 18, 2012.

  1. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    ????????????????????????
     
  2. beatlejaws

    beatlejaws nowhere poster

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    it's been so long
     
  3. low selfestitle

    low selfestitle Moderator Staff Member

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    Beat it like it owes you money.
     
  4. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    :weird:
     
  5. droops42

    droops42 Well-Known Member

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    I got a boner can't keep my laptop straight.
     
  6. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    How?
     
  7. blairg

    blairg loving Mari

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    fuck off HAL
     
  8. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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  9. low selfestitle

    low selfestitle Moderator Staff Member

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    Don't try to fool me into sexting you. :nono:
     
  10. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    fuck off blairg and Kanye West
     
  11. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    I'm not sure what you are talking about...
     
  12. Partyxanimal

    Partyxanimal Well-Known Member

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    Step outside and show the neighbors.
     
  13. banksy

    banksy Eat Ritz VIP

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    fuck your hand
     
  14. Senator Rick

    Senator Rick Well-Known Member

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    Place it against a door facing then slam the door.
    Repeatedly.
     
  15. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    [​IMG]
     
  16. tomtom

    tomtom Well-Known Member

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    Dr. Sarno says boners are all psychosomatic. Before WW2 nobody had boners.
     
  17. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    I need to make jesus hand holes?

    No way
     
  18. banksy

    banksy Eat Ritz VIP

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    I jew starred low! :yay:
     
  19. walleye

    walleye Active Member Banned User

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    I used to have a raccoon dick keychain
     
  20. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    That wiener dog picture is one of my favorites. :wub: