i got a crush on kelsey from kelsey's essentials

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  1. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    she's wholesome looking but you know she loves to get that kitten pounded.

    essential items:
    dinkus
    penis
    kelsey's kitten


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  2. Harry Gibbs

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    Cute. But not really a stand outer for me
     
  6. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    you have to see her on her show. she's so enthusiastic about everything that you just know she's a dirty little hoar with a tiny box.
     
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    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    that girl looks familar, was she ever on a cooking contest show?
     
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    Oofa.
     
  9. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    she has a cooking show. don't know if she won some show to get her current show.
     
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    well fuck you hamptons roger.
     
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    i know i saw her somewhere...gonna look it up
     
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    And probably is into outfits. Ok, I get it now. And over achiever type
     
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    cool all the weed smoking over the years hasnt effected my brain too badly

    She was one of the final 4 contestants in season 4 of The Next Food Network Star on the Food Network.
     
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    nfbuckeye Beam me up, Mr. Speaker. VIP

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    Hardwood floor, dorito chip, landing strip, or early-80's Demi Moore bush?

    I think dorito chip.
     
  15. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    that was a funny sketch. "potato skins, bea arthur, a 1982 gremlin."
     
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    never heard of her, but she is cute
    I mean, I wouldn't kick her outta bed
     
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    She has that 'GOP Retard' like about her.

    For realz, no shitting.
     
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    I likes her meat
     
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    nfbuckeye Beam me up, Mr. Speaker. VIP

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    I'd like to rub her where she pees.
     
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    who're you fucking these days dave?