I got a Goal for you Soccer Mom...

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Half Pint, May 22, 2012.

  1. Half Pint

    Half Pint Well-Known Member VIP

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    STOP eating all the soccer balls!!!
     
  2. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    My father in law would say "she has an ass 20 ax handles wide"
     
  3. Half Pint

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    And I am sure you guessed it but she is LOUD :cuss:
     
  4. banksy

    banksy I tell all my hoes RAKE IT UP VIP

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    That fucker is right up Goatcabin's alley :up:
     
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    She must have to either shit outside or in the tub . There's no toilet made that can handle that ass.
     
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    A Meat Week 7
     
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    :facepalm:
     
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    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    i know a soccer ref who told me the only reason he still refs is to get out of the house to look at soccer moms.
    i should send him that one
     
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    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    i always try not to wonder how that works...
     
  12. Slippy

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    :omg: Is that a real life picture?????
     
  13. Half Pint

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    I am a fan of a full bodied woman but not a LOUD, ANNOYING, THINKING EVERYONE WANTS TO HEAR HER VOICE FULL BODIED WOMAN. Goatie would not hit it.:nono: I would bet on it.
     
  14. Krusty

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    Would you start locking your doors if you came downstairs and that was standing in your kitchen ?
     
  15. Half Pint

    Half Pint Well-Known Member VIP

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    Slippy :wub:

    Yup, taken just an hour ago. I am hoping my kid is not put on her kid's team this year, but if he is I will promise you a lot more Real Life Pictures like this all summer. Unless she shuts up.
     
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    I'd certainly lock my fridge and cupboards, if nothing else. :ohnoes:
     
  17. low selfestitle

    low selfestitle Moderator Staff Member

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  18. Slippy

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    :kiss: Tell me Mrs. Low.......how would you handle it if she started hollering her large ass at your child? :munch:
     
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    I am going to go out on a limb here and guess that lady does not play soccer?
     
  20. Half Pint

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