I got a question for the bitches

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, Sep 25, 2013.

  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    When a nigga is sexting with you or talking dirty and what have you, which is the sexiest term for a penis? And while we're at it, which is the least erotic?
     
  2. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    don't be gay, Chriza
     
  3. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Don't be wet, water
     
  4. gilaet

    gilaet Xanax Service Dog Staff Member

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    pussy stick
     
  5. gilaet

    gilaet Xanax Service Dog Staff Member

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    both answers
     
  6. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    This is going well
     
  7. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    Good question. Chicks are difficult
     
  8. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I'm always all like "you want to feel this hard, throbbing...um...er...dick?" :dontknow:
     
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    shit bat

    pussy dart
     
  10. wigtropolis

    wigtropolis Well-Known Member

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    Where are the women at
     
  11. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    could throw in "bumpy" :dontknow:
     
  12. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    :jj:
     
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    Srs. Sometimes my chick gets off when I tell her to take all my cock and sometimes she's like "why are you so vulgar?". Chicks are hard to deal with.
     
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    Pussy dart. I might try that.
     
  15. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    It was a good day when I found out that chicks aren't actually offended by the word "pussy"
     
  16. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    "Big fucking erect penis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"



    [video=youtube;GmrOXLAFskc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmrOXLAFskc[/video]
     
  17. Oderus

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    I always preferred "fuck stick"
     
  18. Oderus

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    schmoopy's all excited now
     
  19. DrivenByDemons

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    Depends on the day bro.
     
  20. nserafini

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    try firing off c*nt a few times .... totally different results