I got a rude awakening at 4 am

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  1. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member

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    All the smoke detectors were going off my wife turned on the heat and the furnace started smoking! Like a hero u went running down the basement to investigate and save the dog
     
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    glad your dog is safe, Mike
     
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    She is a cutie
     
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  5. Mike

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    Was probably the guy you brake checked
     
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  7. baltimore mike

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    Team mike 24 / 7 366
     
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  9. baltimore mike

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    I am the rick rude of this place
     
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    This is proof BM is fibbing. Nobody takes a rude awakening and walks away to tell about it.
     
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    lying fuck, you woke up and your wife was getting plowed by two black guys, that was the rude awakening!!
     
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  12. Mr Sinister

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    Non of this happened


    Mikes trying to make up for the embarrassment of that other thread
     
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    Or he lit a smoke bomb in the basement so he could run down and save the day in front of his wife
     
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    oh come on we all know what really happened..

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  15. baltimore mike

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    It happened
     
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    I think Mike's wife is the one who saved the dog and turned off the furnace.
     
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    It sure as fuck wasn't him I bet he drove 12 miles away and called the fire department
     
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    WE GOTTA GET A SAFE DISTANCE FROM THE HOUSE AND THE CLOSEST SAFE DISTANCE IS MCDONALD'S!
     
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    Mike, you need to go to the local community college and take an ESL class.
     
  20. baltimore mike

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    ESl?