News I got all teary eyed like a faggot today

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Shivvy, May 17, 2016.

  1. Shivvy

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    Lil Shiv turns 13 next week. I was looking at a baby pic of him. He's looking up at me as this helpless little kid new to the world. Now he's a moody sarcastic teenager :cry:
     
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  2. Divorce Chicken

    Divorce Chicken I've got angst in my pants VIP

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    He'll hate you soon. That should make you feel better.
     
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    when they get old enough to drive they can pick your drunk ass up from the bar

    good times
     
  4. Shivvy

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    Nah. We have a good relationship
     
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    LOL smart ass.
     
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  7. Shivvy

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    That's what my wife said. I called her and told her that all of a sudden I was sad.
     
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    he have a hot chicky?
     
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    That's sweet. Is he one of those kids looking at you in that pic where you were spilling beer all over your shirt?
     
  11. crazypreacher

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    Teach him how to bump.
     
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    This was actually sweet. Happy Birthday, lil Shiv.
     
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    This is some serious faggotry shit.

    Can you make this guy go back to the Bar, he's taking up some of my oxygen up here.

    I need room to spread out and breath.
     
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    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    Deebs.
     
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    Just think, soon you will be able to completely ignore him and Princess Shiv and raise adopted kittens with your new wife.
     
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    Do you think when he grows up he'll aspire to exceed 110,329 posts on a message board while ignoring his wife and kids?
     
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    The divorce/relationship failure tears for the kids are worse. I still can't tell if you are trolling on that, if you are, please stop.
     
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    WHAAAAAAhhhhhh my kid is growing up!
     
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    I'm sure Lil Shiv thinks you know nothing just like Jon Snow.
     
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