I got fired for stealing plasmas from my last job at samsung but

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by CMG, Jul 19, 2012.

  1. CMG

    CMG New Member Banned User

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    get ready dawgs, , this nigga bout to get a job at apple, bout to hook the fuck up out dawg saloon with apple joints
     
  2. gilaet

    gilaet Xanax Service Dog Staff Member

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    Get a pc.
     
  3. JJR

    JJR New Member

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    Lemme get down on some of them iphone 5's, cunt.
     
  4. BearShit

    BearShit BearShit + Tom Hardy = BFF

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    a niggas hungry
     
  5. CMG

    CMG New Member Banned User

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    someone pls link this shit to apple website, i'd hate for them to not know im gangsta like dis
     
  6. BearShit

    BearShit BearShit + Tom Hardy = BFF

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    we use to play words with friends
     
  7. CMG

    CMG New Member Banned User

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    dont u ever mention this ever again, im inhumane and i hate cancer victims
     
  8. BearShit

    BearShit BearShit + Tom Hardy = BFF

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    i know this, but i am hungry
     
  9. newcastlefan

    newcastlefan גֵּרְשֹׁם VIP

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    i heard you are a priest? you work with underprivileged black orphans and the homeless?
     
  10. BleedingGums

    BleedingGums Fesh Fox Faggot VIP

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    Gots to put food on da table
     
  11. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    Apple does a pretty good job vetting their candidates. Don't be surprised if you don't get this job.
     
  12. CMG

    CMG New Member Banned User

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    fuck i care ? i steal and im proud if it and will continue stealing mad macs
     
  13. Gwarn1

    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    Can a nigga get an iPad?
     
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    I also want a fully decked Mac Pro with 8 CPU's or whatever they fit. Yeah.
     
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    CMG New Member Banned User

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    everyone in here will be hooked the fuck up ,k ?
     
  16. TonyJax

    TonyJax White Privilege Denied. VIP

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    Can I get one of these?


    Please OG can I can I?

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  17. k4D3t

    k4D3t Reverse Apache Master VIP

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    i need a good set of headphones -- I'll pay 50 cents on the dollar
     
  18. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    apple makes joints?
     
  19. Chriza

    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    Please God I need that good Mac girl pussy please baby please.
     
  20. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    Pro Tip: Beware, he sticks the stolen items up his anus to get through security.