I got fucked on my kid's birthday present

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  1. wife is a whore

    wife is a whore Stripped of POTY for butthurting staff VIP

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    I ordered this, from a seller on Amazon. They were here in NJ, and were the only one that didn't say "an extra 2-3 days for processing", so I contacted them to ask when it would be delivered, before I ordered. They told me if I orderd it that day, then between the 5th and the 11th. I placed the order, hoping for the quicker end, and off it went.

    Finally got tracking info when I woke up today, it just left the warehouse this morning. Fuck. So on a lark, I check the tracking info this afternoon, and it is already in Elizabeth. I call the shipper, hoping Monday is the day, and they say they come to my area Tuesday and Thursday, so Tuesday between 11AM and 4PM it will be here. Shit. The mental cunt that I used to fuck will be picking our son up at 10AM Tuesday. So the killer gift from dear old dad won't be played with until after his birthday. I gotta run out tomorrow to get him some crap to open when we have cake with family. :(

    Oh, and the fucking seller on Amazon is a shit. They mark up stuff from Sam's Club, nothing more. I went with them hoping they were in NJ and the shipping would be quick. I'da saved $70-80 and gotten the thing in the same amount of time from Sam's.

    Fucking thing is cool though.

    P.S. fuck that helmet.

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  2. fenderbaum

    fenderbaum Well-Known Member

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    That is cool, he will love it. You are a good dad my friend, do not fret everything will be fine.


    So how come you did not just go to Sams club anyhow?
     
  3. Shine

    Shine 2012 rookie of the year VIP

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    I am sure you kid will get over it






















    After years of therapy
     
  4. jackie the jerk

    jackie the jerk Not Mexican VIP

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    Hmmmm, now its a slip and slide :facepalm:
     
  5. Caster Fly

    Caster Fly New Member Banned User

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    Buy at Sams today, cancel order from cunt, refuse delivery.

    You're welcome.
     
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  6. HAL

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    hittin the reset button
     
  7. Mur

    Mur soon Gold

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    Did you ever figure oot who your top 5 was?
     
  8. wetback

    wetback #1 Asshole VIP

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    don't say fuck the helmet!! better safe than sorry!
     
  9. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I could see getting drunk with some friends and having a blast with that thing.
     
  10. Mister Joshua

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    Damn, sorry to hear that. Good reps to you
     
  11. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    hhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
     
  12. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    Yeah, blame the merchant! You should've ordered it a month ago!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :cuss:
     
  13. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    I thought this was going to be about fucking on that thing.






    Does look mad cool.
     
  14. Caster Fly

    Caster Fly New Member Banned User

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    This...

    Adults in helmets look silly, put them on your kids.

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  15. BearShit

    BearShit BearShit + Tom Hardy = BFF

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    weak sauce hope you can get it. I know the feeling
     
  16. hidden dragon

    hidden dragon the princess of darkness Staff Member

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    okay it looks like a totally awesome present
     
  17. wife is a whore

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    It was an "online only" item at Sam's Club, and many other retailers.

    After I get it together, I'll take a pic of my back yard to show y'all what I got going on. It is like an amusement park for a 5y/o.

    Thanks for the kind words everyone.

    To give some perspective, the deck on it is like 3.5-4 feet high. My buddy had this thing for his kids, and my son loved it when we were there last 4th of July.
     
  18. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    Typical Jew salesman's typical Jew salesman's response!!!!!!!!!!
     
  19. Anyonenow

    Anyonenow Well-Known Member

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    Agreed!
     
  20. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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