WTF I got hammered last night on bourbon and then had a dentist appointment at 9am today

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  1. asiwouldsay

    asiwouldsay Dipping off in that lac Gold

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    have you ever thrown up on your dentist? I was about to go lay on the cool tile floor of the bathroom last night but somehow ended up passed out on the floor next to my sons crib! Man, that 100 proof creeps up on you!

    Now my wife is upstairs with a migraine. Pats game is on soon so I’m gonna have to tell my liver to man-up!
     
  2. BleedingGums

    BleedingGums Fesh Fox Faggot 2010 OG VIP

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    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    I threw up on my orthodontist when he shoved that putty in my mouth to make the mold. Turns out after that, he wasn't my orthodontist anymore.
     
  4. Gilbert's sweatpants

    Gilbert's sweatpants Well-Known Member

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    Was it in Playa del Carman?
     
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    RobsDad Well-Known Member 2010 OG VIP Gold

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    I would have rescheduled, but then again, I wouldn't have gotten shit ass drunk if I knew I had to be in the chair at 9 in the morning.
     
  6. asiwouldsay

    asiwouldsay Dipping off in that lac Gold

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    I didn’t plan it. It just happened!
     
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  7. asiwouldsay

    asiwouldsay Dipping off in that lac Gold

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    Far far from it.
     
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    asiwouldsay Dipping off in that lac Gold

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    B0D57A06-5D48-4665-B8E9-336ED93C53F0.jpeg

    Also - here’s an update on the beard. I think there’s hope for me!
     
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    RobsDad Well-Known Member 2010 OG VIP Gold

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    It's called being a responsible adult. Some of us have it in us, some of us don't.

    I'm not judging you.
     
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    asiwouldsay Dipping off in that lac Gold

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    You do cause you clicked, thanks!
     
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    You passed out on the floor next to your son's crib? Did your wife have to step over you to take care of the baby during the night?

    Get it together man.
     
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    artiesoffspring Hugs and Kisses Gold

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    Dentist appointment on a Saturday?
     
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    JFK Ask not what your country can do for you. POTY Politics

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    Passing out next to the crib is a nice touch.
     
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    Dude sounds like a major loser

    Passing out next to his kids crib

    Fuck’em
     
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  15. asiwouldsay

    asiwouldsay Dipping off in that lac Gold

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    I have it about 60% if the time. Maybe 70%. I’m not gonna claim this is an isolated incident.
     
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    asiwouldsay Dipping off in that lac Gold

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    Thanks. I grabbed his bear blanket and it covered most of my torso. I actually slept pretty nice until about 4:30
     
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    Dream Theater DAWGS E-BULLY Squad 2010 OG Gold

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    Go lay on the floor, you're still drunk if you think that beard is working.
     
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    asiwouldsay Dipping off in that lac Gold

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    I technically decided to sleep there. I wasn’t blacked out or anything just had a little too much. I’m a little out of practice.
     
  19. Dream Theater

    Dream Theater DAWGS E-BULLY Squad 2010 OG Gold

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    Him and Shiv should hang.

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  20. asiwouldsay

    asiwouldsay Dipping off in that lac Gold

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    It starting to come along man. You can’t have all the beard hair in the world. Leave some for the rest of us.
     
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