WTF I got hammered last night on bourbon and then had a dentist appointment at 9am today

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  1. asiwouldsay

    asiwouldsay Prolific documenter of nothing VIP Gold

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    have you ever thrown up on your dentist? I was about to go lay on the cool tile floor of the bathroom last night but somehow ended up passed out on the floor next to my sons crib! Man, that 100 proof creeps up on you!

    Now my wife is upstairs with a migraine. Pats game is on soon so I’m gonna have to tell my liver to man-up!
     
  2. BleedingGums

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    I threw up on my orthodontist when he shoved that putty in my mouth to make the mold. Turns out after that, he wasn't my orthodontist anymore.
     
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    Was it in Playa del Carman?
     
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    I would have rescheduled, but then again, I wouldn't have gotten shit ass drunk if I knew I had to be in the chair at 9 in the morning.
     
  6. asiwouldsay

    asiwouldsay Prolific documenter of nothing VIP Gold

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    I didn’t plan it. It just happened!
     
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  7. asiwouldsay

    asiwouldsay Prolific documenter of nothing VIP Gold

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    Far far from it.
     
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    asiwouldsay Prolific documenter of nothing VIP Gold

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    B0D57A06-5D48-4665-B8E9-336ED93C53F0.jpeg

    Also - here’s an update on the beard. I think there’s hope for me!
     
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    RobsDad Well-Known Member 2010 OG VIP Gold

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    It's called being a responsible adult. Some of us have it in us, some of us don't.

    I'm not judging you.
     
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    asiwouldsay Prolific documenter of nothing VIP Gold

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    You do cause you clicked, thanks!
     
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    You passed out on the floor next to your son's crib? Did your wife have to step over you to take care of the baby during the night?

    Get it together man.
     
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    Dentist appointment on a Saturday?
     
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    Passing out next to the crib is a nice touch.
     
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    Dude sounds like a major loser

    Passing out next to his kids crib

    Fuck’em
     
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    asiwouldsay Prolific documenter of nothing VIP Gold

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    I have it about 60% if the time. Maybe 70%. I’m not gonna claim this is an isolated incident.
     
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    asiwouldsay Prolific documenter of nothing VIP Gold

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    Thanks. I grabbed his bear blanket and it covered most of my torso. I actually slept pretty nice until about 4:30
     
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    Go lay on the floor, you're still drunk if you think that beard is working.
     
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    asiwouldsay Prolific documenter of nothing VIP Gold

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    I technically decided to sleep there. I wasn’t blacked out or anything just had a little too much. I’m a little out of practice.
     
  19. Dream Theater

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    Him and Shiv should hang.

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  20. asiwouldsay

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    It starting to come along man. You can’t have all the beard hair in the world. Leave some for the rest of us.
     
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