Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by asiwouldsay, Jan 13, 2018.
Listen, I’m not a big guy
Do some people have involuntary bowel movements because of anesthesia? I've never heard of that if so.
Bored out of my mind.
He woke up saying "BBC! BIG BLACK COCK!"
Schmippy Krueger will be visiting you in your dreams tonight.
I apparently don't say much after being under. My mother drove me home twice from the dentist and she said I just stared silently.
No cottons to eat?
That’s a beard?
I do remember trying to light a cigarette when my mother was next to me on the couch one time though. She was yelling at me not to light it and I was laughing hysterically. She likes to stay with me for about 30 minutes after she brings me back to my apartment. Just to make sure I don't do anything stupid. I usually just pass out as soon as she leaves for about half a day.
Nice rope of drool pooling your lap?
It’s a beard. Almost a month in.
Hold on, I’ll show you a beard
I couldn't do it last night because I had an appointment this morning to get my company car's oil changed and tires rotated. Time and a half + 10% weekend pay. I need at least 2 days to recover.
More Shitty lies. More Shitty pain.
You have a company car, eh?
Nope. Us retards have drool cups.
I gave you a taste and that's all I'm giving you.