WTF I got hammered last night on bourbon and then had a dentist appointment at 9am today

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  1. asiwouldsay

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    Listen, I’m not a big guy
     
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    Do some people have involuntary bowel movements because of anesthesia? I've never heard of that if so.
     
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    Bored out of my mind.:banghead:
     
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    He woke up saying "BBC! BIG BLACK COCK!"
     
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    Schmippy Krueger will be visiting you in your dreams tonight.:)
     
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    I apparently don't say much after being under. My mother drove me home twice from the dentist and she said I just stared silently.:jj:
     
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    No cottons to eat?
     
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    That’s a beard?
     
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    I do remember trying to light a cigarette when my mother was next to me on the couch one time though. She was yelling at me not to light it and I was laughing hysterically. She likes to stay with me for about 30 minutes after she brings me back to my apartment. Just to make sure I don't do anything stupid. I usually just pass out as soon as she leaves for about half a day.
     
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    Nice rope of drool pooling your lap?
     
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    It’s a beard. Almost a month in.
     
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    Hold on, I’ll show you a beard :jj:
     
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    I couldn't do it last night because I had an appointment this morning to get my company car's oil changed and tires rotated. Time and a half + 10% weekend pay. I need at least 2 days to recover.


     
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    [​IMG]
     
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    More Shitty lies. More Shitty pain. :emperor:
     
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    Dent Cancer. :nojj:
     
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    You have a company car, eh?
     
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    Nope. Us retards have drool cups.:crazy2:
     
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    I gave you a taste and that's all I'm giving you.