I got harassed at the mall yesterday

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  1. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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  2. BearShit

    BearShit BearShit + Tom Hardy = BFF

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    Should be murdered.

    Fuck this piece of shit fat fuck
     
  3. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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    Are you sure he is not real?
     
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    You wish you were that skinny.
     
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    I am sorry that happened to you Mike. No one should question your valor.

    :bigcry:
     
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    I really hope he was mentally ill and didn't fully understand what an asshole he was being by falsely dressing as a soldier.
     
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    Funny you posted this, because I raped my girlfriend last night.

    She came home completely drink from a work party and she jumped all over me. She woke me up by sucking my cock and the whole thing ended with me fucking her doggy style. She gets all kinky and nasty when she's drunk, talks dirty and so on. Anyway, the next morning she said she barely remembers driving home (lolz) and she barely remembers having sex. She was super hungover, complaining that she drank way, way too much, etc.

    Anyway, since she was drunk that means that she was in no position to give consent and I raped her.

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  9. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    Didn't watch.

    Hi Mike.
     
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    Non NGS
     
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    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    Mike could never be in the military because he is too overweight and he is a felon.
     
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  12. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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    I am not a felon
     
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    what's NGS..is that like a Hamtube?
     
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  14. baltimore mike

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    nope
     
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    Possession and distribution of crack cocaine is a felony, Michael.
     
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  16. baltimore mike

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    I was under age its not on my record
     
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    The military looks at your record as a juvenile too, Mike.
     
  18. nazdrowie

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    remember when Mike spread his hungry hungry asshole for Ray Lewis?
     
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    This didn't happen
     
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    Bearscat got fat