"I got hard during Private Parts"

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  1. chuk

    chuk Well-Known Member

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    "Private Parts was great, when are you going to act again?"

    God, the same tired thing he tries with every real actor.
     
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    HorsetoothBeth Well-Known Member

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    That pos movie was the beginning of the end.
     
  3. Magnificent Mr. Hole

    Magnificent Mr. Hole Well-Known Member

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    I remember when we went to see it opening day, so excited, and there was only about 30 people in the theatre, and this was in Philly in the 90s, and we we left we were so dejected. :(
     
  4. Howard Stork

    Howard Stork "Big Nosed and Jewish"

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    It really takes talent to play yourself in a movie.


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  5. DuckDong

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    I did the same shit in Cleveland. Went early bought six tickets, took my girlfriend, my buddy and none of my other buddies gave a shit enough to attend.. ate the cost of three tickets...There was maybe 20 people in the entire theater.

    Bought all the alternate covers of the Private Parts album as well because I thought they were going to be collectible.

    What a fucking naive rube I was.

    Look at those fucking albums now http://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_sacat=0&_from=R40&_nkw=private parts album&_sop=15
     
  6. chuk

    chuk Well-Known Member

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    It's just so painful how he tries to use his experience getting a boner on set as a way to relate to real actors. Then he fishes for compliments on PP for the next 1/2 hr.
     
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    That's great, 5 bucks for private parts cd. Still doesn't beat Oh my dog for .99 on amazon.

     
  8. Mister Joshua

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    The only good part was Jenna Jameson
     
  9. Pigsaw

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    He got hard because he was in a bathtub with Fred. He just says it was because of the naked chick. Howard's a liar!
     
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    If you look at completed auctions the only one that has sold in weeks was .99
     
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    i waited for PP on video. i thought it was great, but i was a HUGE fan back then.
     
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    I've never seen someone play themself so accurately
     
  13. Nemo

    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    Howard was erect in the bathtub because Fred's foot was touching his cock!
    :lol:

    Howard also called Fred homophobic because he didn't want Howard to see his unclipped Latvian snake when they shared a hotel room 30+ years ago.

    [video=youtube;RgPhvRaocmI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgPhvRaocmI[/video]
     
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    Trophy Knife Well-Known Member

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    So which one of us got the gold cd? :rolleye:
     
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    Howard will never be cast in another big budget film again because of his insistence of telling everybody how he gets a boner every time he's in a scene with a woman. The sexual harassment suit is just waiting to be filed against that studio.
     
  16. Onehourphoto

    Onehourphoto Maverick Gold

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    Then boner talk leads into talking about cocks the other 1 hour with "real actors"
     
  17. Nemo

    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    :mad:
    Howard is an honest company man!
    Selling the same turd with different wrapping paper is not something Stern would ever do!
    :lol:
     
  18. Willowglen

    Willowglen Lookin thru the glass ceiling & up Stephs skirt VIP

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    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Doing a little math on Private Parts reveals what a financial flop it really was even though it covered it's production expenses. The total worldwide gross was $40 million. Howard was at the height of his radio popularity at the point of its release with somewhere around 17-18 million listeners. At an average price then of $6-$7 a ticket, around 6 million tickets were sold. So a number equivalent to about 1 out of 3 of his listeners went to see the film. Just like AGT he promised big numbers and they didn't happen, that's the main reason he's never been offered another role in a movie.