I got in to a fight with some fat bitch customer from work for making fun of me

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  1. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    Her friend asked me for some French fries and I said the kitchen closes at eleven I'm sorry. Well I start walking away and I hear her say " ooh I'm sorry " real girly and I can3 hear her friends laughing at me. I just stop walking I was in complete shock that she did that and I just acted on instinct and did this...

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    Her and her friends looked at me all confused and she said what are you doing? So I stuck my stomach out and pointed at her and did this
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    She had a look of shock and started screaming fuck you you fucking ass hole !!!and I walked away I was pissed.
     
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  2. gilaet

    gilaet Xanax Service Dog Staff Member

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    You're like their Carla Tortelli.
     
  4. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie POTY The Bar VIP

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  5. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    Should have told the twat this ain't Burger King, you don't get to have it your fucking way!!!
     
  6. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    [video=youtube;9YfvBbxE1vU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YfvBbxE1vU[/video]
     
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    Jeez, don't be so hostile tubby
     
  8. Super Mario

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    My sister thinks it's c funny but my by brother was pissed he said the kitchen closes at eleven what does this fat fucking bitch not understand !?!!
     
  9. VeeB

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    That's the kind of shit that gets you fired Mario.
    Working with the public is a motherfucker. There are other ways to stick it to them without risking your job.
     
  10. MrWarmth

    MrWarmth ADORABLE DEPLORABLE Gold

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    This is the funniest fucking thread I ever saw! They never learn about when the kitchen closes, them pesky customers! Same ol shit! :jj:
     
  11. gilaet

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    Next time just bring her a trough of pretzels.
     
  12. dawg

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    Hi Mario, I'm fucked up :jj:
     
  13. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    Either this or dig through the garbage can in the kitchen looking for leftover fries...
     
  14. Mack

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    The best part about my job is a have total flexibility when I figure your bill. I always chuckle to myself as I add every fee I can think of to somebody who wants to be a dicks total.
     
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    VeeB I have a Full Member VIP

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    Where I work, we call it "asshole tax".
     
  16. Super Mario

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    She was putting me down for being pleasant and gay she and I did not say anything but if my manager heard she did that she would have kicked her drunk ass out
     
  17. Super Mario

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    They kept going Aye Aye !!b too when it was busy and my sister popped off and said you really think your getting a drink from me taking to me life that?!
     
  18. Super Mario

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    :happywave: Hey man I just got home too and having a few! :up:
     
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    VeeB I have a Full Member VIP

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    Mario is going to get a bad Yelp review :down:
     
  20. gilaet

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    He's flamboyantly pleasant.