I got into a fight with my wife watching The Deadliest Catch.

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  1. Bro

    Bro There is no Dana VIP Gold

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    I muted the commercials and she insisted that the volume be turned back on.

    When the show came back on she turned off the tv...so i left and am watching it in another room.
     
  2. Mur

    Mur WTF is this shit? Gold

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    Some of the commercials are good though
     
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    throw her overboard
     
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    Damn dude, is she "hormonal" tonight? Maybe she needs to be mounted.
     
  5. Bro

    Bro There is no Dana VIP Gold

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    I was laughing the whole time. She wasn't.
     
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    I would never question your remote control Bro
     
  7. Bro

    Bro There is no Dana VIP Gold

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    I like it better back here anyway.
     
  8. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Open your window, stick your head out and yell "BLOW JOB!!!!!"
     
  9. Bro

    Bro There is no Dana VIP Gold

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    I know what's best for her.
     
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    gilaet underwear warrior Staff Member

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    That's what schmoopy does.
     
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    Isn't being married wonderful?
     
  12. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    marriage sounds wonderful
     
  13. Bro

    Bro There is no Dana VIP Gold

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    I should have made a deal for a blowjob. Dammit!
     
  14. Billy Brown

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    What? :backlol:
     
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    Capn Crud The pride of Cucamonga VIP Gold

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    I went out to dinner a couple weeks ago and had King Crab legs.

    Outfuckingstanding
     
  16. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie THE BEE BIT MY BOTTOM NOW MY BOTTOM BIG Gold

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    marriage is awesome
     
  17. Bro

    Bro There is no Dana VIP Gold

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    It's a dream come true.
     
  18. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    King or Opilio crab this season?
     
  19. Satori Brah

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    :ninja: :wtf:
     
  20. artful dodger

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    how's it feel to have a mindless sheep as a wife