I Got Me a New Job

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Sally B, Aug 4, 2011.

  1. Sally B

    Sally B New Member Banned User

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    I Got Me a New Job/Please Kill My Account

    I am so excited, yall! Any advice or funny anecdotes from your experience starting a new job?
     
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  2. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Jizz mopper at the Jiggly Room?
     
  3. Sally B

    Sally B New Member Banned User

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    No, this position is in high finance.
     
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    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Got it. Tip collector at the Jiggly Room?
     
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    BleedingGums Fesh Fox Faggot VIP

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    Sally B New Member Banned User

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    You are the most clever poster here, cheers. Really, it never gets old.
     
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    BleedingGums Fesh Fox Faggot VIP

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    Remember to take the fries out as soon as the timer goes off. Oh, and don't put too much salt on them.
     
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  11. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Message Board Ebola VIP

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    Dear Man/Woman/Burka Person Wrapped In An Enigma:

    Everyone hates you so in order to get along, so to must I, don't take it personally. Congrats on the new job..
     
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    tomtom Well-Known Member

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    Feel free to use it BG.
     
  13. Sally B

    Sally B New Member Banned User

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    Way to think for yourself.
     
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    RH Goatcabin Message Board Ebola VIP

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    Thank you.
     
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    Nantrax Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Since you were told to stay low at the other place, you decided to bring your lies here?
     
  16. Sally B

    Sally B New Member Banned User

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    Who are you and why do you care where I go? Get a life.
     
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    RH Goatcabin Message Board Ebola VIP

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    Backstory please.
     
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    tomtom Well-Known Member

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    You wouldn't believe it if you heard it. Real quick. She is a he, that pretends to be a female mooslim. She has claimed to live multiple places, that he/she is rich. He dares people to come after him, posts his info and then if they dare to he cries they are picking on him. Everything IT says is a lie. It lives most likely with a brother or parents.

    It is annoying as hell
     
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    RH Goatcabin Message Board Ebola VIP

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    :emperor:
     
  20. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie THE BEE BIT MY BOTTOM NOW MY BOTTOM BIG Gold

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    i like my fries with extra salt, especially when i'm hammered.

    this "healthy eating" thing is way over rated.