I got one more day to eat like shit...what should I buy??

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  1. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    I was thinking of going to CHick fil a for the first time and to get a chicken sandwhich with some waffle fries and a nice milkshake. dont know which one and then I was going to try some zesty taco cheese sauce with some chips fro the dollar general... got anything better thats more fattening as a goodbye to crap food for me??

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    a vagina
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    feces
     
  4. Super Mario

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    how about your dick?
     
  5. Super Mario

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    im thinking of going on that lemon diet too. for a fast.
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    would you suck it, even if it had dick warts like Chriza?
     
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    How about you just eat like a human? Then you wouldn't need a diet.
     
  8. Reggae Mistress

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    Mario, you are an "extreme" person, meaning one extreme to the other. Have you ever considered just watching what you eat, exercising regularly and having one cheat day a week? You can still enjoy the foods you love but just not to the extent of binges and then complete denial.
     
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    Why is fattening food a "treat" for you? How about a nice piece of fruit (no pun), its nature's candy. :smile:
     
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    lemon. diet?
     
  11. Super Mario

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    Yeah I dont know WHy i do this to myself. I can never find a happy normal. I will starve myself by time summer comes to have a nice beach body. And if I have a cheat meal i just keep it up
     
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    He's a man who likes penis. How clear do you think he's capable of thinking?
     
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    ruffles potato chips and french onion dip

    Cheetos are pretty damn good
     
  14. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    I have a beach body


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  15. Super Mario

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    is that me? :sad:
     
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    gilaet mind wandering... Gold

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    Bruce you are drunk.
     
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    Actually, most gay men I know suffer from both body dysmorphia and/or eating disorders so you might be onto something Git. Gay men really care about how they look.
     
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    If he really cared, he'd eat like a normal human being.
     
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    Anus-Hair Cookies
     
  20. Super Mario

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    we are completely vain. I think I might just say fuck it and get a mcdonolds salad for tonight with grilled chicken and an extra south western dressing. I gotta stop .its fucking up my sleep too im a god damm mess