I got "served" today.

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Slippy, Aug 28, 2012.

  1. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    Ironically, somebody just asked me about this here yesterday.

    Cop came to my door around 4:30, and served me with a subpoena. I have to be in Kemptville at 9:30 am Oct. 17..........that's a fucking 6 hour drive. So now I have to rent a hotel room? And fucking do WHAT with my kids? They have school, goddamnit.

    This little bastard has now not only assaulted my daughter, but now is costing me HUNDREDS OF DOLLARS. I hope I run into the little fucker in a dark alley while I'm there for this bullshit.

    WTF?
     
  2. Reggae Mistress

    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    I'm sorry sista. If I was Canadian, I would join you for support. We could go out, party and stumble into the court house the next morning :)
     
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    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    Reeking of booze and cigars! Not sure how credible of a witness I'd be at that point, but your plans sounds like a lot more fun!
     
  4. Chief

    Chief I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    Serve him with some bullshit paperwork and drag his ass across the Provience or whatever you call it up there.
     
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    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    Gotta always look at the positives. Anyway you could have PP take the day off and join you for a little romantic get away?
     
  6. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Banned User

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    Fuck that shit.

    Throw it in the trash, and forget about it.
     
  7. Chaos

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    In a hotel overnight? Hummmm..... :bigthink:
     
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    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    If you daughter wins, does this ass need to pay her legal fees? If so, get her attorney to wrap your travel expenses in with it, plus time off from work, pain and suffering and extra lube.
     
  9. Artie Laugh

    Artie Laugh ****

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    This is solid advice....
     
  10. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    I thought about that, but he'd literally lose 2 days of work, and the terrorist would win again. I'm going to call the prosecutor tomorrow, and quite simply inform him that they will arrange my transportation/stay, or I won't be able to attend.

    I'm witness to "uttering death threats", which didn't even occur until after I'd moved her out and headed back home, so I have nothing to add at all. This is just stupidity.
     
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    a lot more credible then smoop in court...


    any ways slip good with all that..u dont deserve that kind of BS
     
  12. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    It's not a matter of "winning", she didn't press the charges, the cops did. She has no legal fees, she has no attorney. He's going to go to jail, and her and I could likely sue in small claims, but we won't. I just want this to be over with.
     
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    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    oh I thought you were gonna say someone ate you oot. :vag:
     
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    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    I know. Aside from the pending court date, my ass would be watching porn, in the big fluffy robe all night!
     
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    wicked smaaaht New Member

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    Solid advice
     
  16. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    Sorry to hear about this...buddy.

    Is there anyway you can be interviewed via video conferencing?
     
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    Chaos Active Member

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    Or she lost a dance-off.
     
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    You would just go on here and ask us what porn you should watch:c
     
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    Was in court in am..pm me babes
     
  20. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    That was earlier today, and I have no complaints about that.

    I'm aiming for that, or a written statement. I'm going to pull the whole "i'm an unemployed single mom" card, and they'll either accept what I can give from here, arrange my ride, or put a bench warrant out for my arrest. :ohnoes:

    Fuck you, I can dance!
    :dance:
    Will do. :hat: