I got some shit done today.

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Slippy, Oct 12, 2012.

  1. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    Paid all my bills (we'll be warm with lights and cable for another month), did some shopping...........and decided, in an effort to make life lazier for the evening, to buy us all subs for dinner.

    Assorted with extra cheese and bacon. Goddamn delicious shit.

    My son, however - left his on the kitchen table for 2 minutes while he walked into the livingroom to speak to my dad and myself - and my fucking dog jumped up and ate half of it.

    Now...............keep in mind that I love my dog, very much. But if any of YOU fuckers were to steal my sub, I'd wanna kill you too.
     
  2. babybear

    babybear r.i.p 8/3/15, Wherewolf of AZ VIP

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    so did i.
     
  3. nightshift

    nightshift so so stupid VIP

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    hey slippy

    always an adventure :)
     
  4. jackie the jerk

    jackie the jerk Not Mexican VIP

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    I need you
     
  5. Oderus

    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    Slippy, are you drunk?
     
  6. MatthewT

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    bacon, or canadian bacon :right:

    brother update plz :munch:
     
  7. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    It's not a very interesting one.............it just pissed me off to no end.

    And she only had time to eat the top half of the sub.

    I'm just gonna give him mine.

    fucking stupidcuntdogmotherfuckingshould'vebeenhitbyacarpieceoffurrypaininmyassdouchebadickfuckanimal
     
  8. Butcher

    Butcher ?

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    I just feel, tossed, scared, and uncomfortable. Nervous. Stressed.
     
  9. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    So you're gonna take the dog down to the creek and drown it?
     
  10. tomtom

    tomtom Well-Known Member

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    Oil change and haircut.
     
  11. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Unknown Member VIP

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    Gumdrop! Time to thrust! :madsex:
     
  12. Gas Face

    Gas Face Well-Known Member

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    Shean said you're ugly. I disagree.
     
  13. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    Ohmygodilovetypingwithoutthespaces!letsdothisallthetime!!
     
  14. Butcher

    Butcher ?

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    drunken ape
     
  15. beatlejaws

    beatlejaws nowhere poster

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    i had an italian grinder last monday
     
  16. Swayze

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    Imagine working 8 hours a day!?!?!
     
  17. MatthewT

    MatthewT Awaiting The Rapture VIP

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    i feel as though our questions are going unanswered :fil:
     
  18. newcastlefan

    newcastlefan גֵּרְשֹׁם VIP

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    Of course not! She's not Oderus
     
  19. MatthewT

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    or Greddy
     
  20. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    does anyone else picture Slippy yelling everytime they read one of her posts?? :dontknow: