I got the Elf on a Shelf for the family today.

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  1. Shivvy

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    anyone else do this and have any fun ideas?
     
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    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    I have no idea what that is...
     
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    Maybe holding a gun or looking at some porn.
     
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    Santa's gonna have to get by with the "Hairbrush in an Elf's Ass" I bought for the mantle last week.
     
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    some new thing that came out. its $30 (ripoff) and it comes with this old wooden looking elf. the jist is that its magical and watches the kids. the parents are supposed to be creative ( i just found a bunch of ideas) and place the elf somewhere in the house doing all sorts of goofy or shocking things
     
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    Let the elf get some pussy from Barbie.
     
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    Insert it in your anus
     
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    :lol:
     
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    This is the kind of thing that makes me very happy to be an empty nester :cheer:
     
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    Bullshit. :)
     
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    I went to a birthday party for a one year old today...trust me, it just reinforced that happiness:hat:
     
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    I want nothing to do with other people's kids..especially their birthday parties. :)
     
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    We have this elf thing. I'm thinking of putting it in a mouse trap tonight.
     
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    I only go to my friends' kids' events if there is beer.
     
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    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    My mom has an antique one. They named him Happy. And between her sisters they pass him around when one of them is having problems.
    It was their mother's.

    It's a creepy old ass elf.
     
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    This is the work around. I have a few friends who make sure to take care of the adults good and proper. That works for me.
     
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    Good rule to follow...damn good rule.