Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Shivvy, Dec 14, 2013.
anyone else do this and have any fun ideas?
I have no idea what that is...
Maybe holding a gun or looking at some porn.
Santa's gonna have to get by with the "Hairbrush in an Elf's Ass" I bought for the mantle last week.
some new thing that came out. its $30 (ripoff) and it comes with this old wooden looking elf. the jist is that its magical and watches the kids. the parents are supposed to be creative ( i just found a bunch of ideas) and place the elf somewhere in the house doing all sorts of goofy or shocking things
Let the elf get some pussy from Barbie.
Insert it in your anus
This is the kind of thing that makes me very happy to be an empty nester
I went to a birthday party for a one year old today...trust me, it just reinforced that happiness
I want nothing to do with other people's kids..especially their birthday parties.
We have this elf thing. I'm thinking of putting it in a mouse trap tonight.
I only go to my friends' kids' events if there is beer.
My mom has an antique one. They named him Happy. And between her sisters they pass him around when one of them is having problems.
It was their mother's.
It's a creepy old ass elf.
This is the work around. I have a few friends who make sure to take care of the adults good and proper. That works for me.
Good rule to follow...damn good rule.