I got the microwave to work with the door open!

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  1. Gretsch Man

    Gretsch Man Well-Known Member

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    Is that bad?

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    Is that good?
     
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    Dont get your balls too close!
    Microwaves go right thru your clothes.:nutpunch:
     
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    Shortwave98 A-Number 1 Banned User

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    Very bad. Don't do that again.
     
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    Did i stumble into the bar? :shvoogie:
     
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  6. Gretsch Man

    Gretsch Man Well-Known Member

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    I just reread my post and had the exact same thought.
    :ufacepalm:
     
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    See if you can fit your noggin inside the gas oven.
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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  9. Gretsch Man

    Gretsch Man Well-Known Member

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    It's electric. :grad:
     
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  10. smichal

    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    is this a true story?
    do you want cancer?
     
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    I'm no scientist but this is probably an awful idea
     
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    Captain Alto, Blanco y Guapo

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    Sometimes you have to keep the door open for it to work!

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    So, don't beat yourself up over this. Your a fine fella'
     
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  13. Alisonsbankacct

    Alisonsbankacct Out to lunch.

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    Who's the manufacturer? I want to make sure I never buy a unit from them
     
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    Don't blame the manufacturer for user stupidity. You can jury rig any of them to work with the door open if you're hell bent on getting cancer.
     
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    Shortwave98 A-Number 1 Banned User

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    Parents of the year?
     
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    Alisonsbankacct Out to lunch.

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    I was making a jokey.
     
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    Gretsch Man Well-Known Member

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    Looks like normal Florida parenting to me.
     
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    Boogy Woogy Woogy
     
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    I bet you could get an x-ray machine to work without the lead protection too.
     
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    Do you glow in the dark now?
     
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