I got the most amusing call this afternoon.....

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Slippy, Jul 18, 2013.

  1. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    .... it started with: "Hi, ummmm....I don't know the real name, but I'm looking for Slippy, please?"

    :rofl:
     
  2. Oderus

    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    how did his balls taste?
     
  3. wicked smaaaht

    wicked smaaaht New Member

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    Sorry, was confused
     
  4. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    Did he by any chance attempt to sell you a Hyundai?
     
  5. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    Her balls tasted glorious. :drool:
     
  6. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    Could you detect the sound of heavy breathing and/or crabs being shelled?
     
  7. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    Wasn't me.
     
  8. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    That would've been a funny call.

    Ask Neesie what it's like to call me with an agenda. :giggle:
     
  9. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    :bigthink

    There was definite ocean sounds.
     
  10. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    We laughed at you during the call, after she assured me she wouldn't attempt to bill me for the call.

    Clearly the women on this board make more money, or are not as cheap as your sorry ass.
     
  11. wicked smaaaht

    wicked smaaaht New Member

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    Highly doubt you two dolts know how to dial a phone :pie:
     
  12. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    She didn't say "we have a collect call from the United States" duh.
     
  13. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    :lol:

    Precisely.

    Though I would likely have accepted the charges.
     
  14. h5htyt76757j

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    :yes:
     
  15. ralphberries

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    BOOM!! :owned:
     
  16. zhukov

    zhukov Time Traveler VIP

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    are you hooking up later for some lingus?
     
  17. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    Jesus learn to read :facepalm:
     
  18. wicked smaaaht

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    :burp: she's a mess
     
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    :pickme:
     
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    gilaet mind wandering... Gold

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    Even I know your name and I barely know you.