I got to poo but i am out of tp

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  1. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member POTY The Bar

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  2. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ My life is one big lazy day

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    I bet you use a lot.
     
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  3. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member POTY The Bar

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    Your mother
     
  4. BleedingGums

    BleedingGums Fesh Fox Faggot VIP

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    Use ur hand

    u nasty fuck
     
  5. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member POTY The Bar

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    Im hard
     
  6. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ My life is one big lazy day

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    ^^
     
  7. yosemite sam

    yosemite sam Camel Jockey

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    Use your boxers and hang them on the door.
     
  8. DiamondGoddess

    DiamondGoddess Born Ready for My Close-Up! Gold

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    Always carry a napkin or 2 in your pocket/purse.

    YW.

    :c
     
  9. Lostronaut

    Lostronaut Well-Known Member

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    Just go in your diaper.
     
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    Tranquil Decent! VIP

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    Hop in the shower
     
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    Tranquil Decent! VIP

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    Also buy more TP for fucks sake
     
  12. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ VIP Extreme Gold

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    Use an old t shirt
     
  13. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member POTY The Bar

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    This was answer
     
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    banksy on my mama VIP

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    Shit on your wife's pillow

    I bet she doesn't forget to buy toilet paper again
     
  15. Capn Crud

    Capn Crud The pride of Cucamonga VIP Gold

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    ^^Pro tip
     
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    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    One word: Costco
     
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    christ cracker Well-Known Member

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  18. Chigs

    Chigs The finest in the Nation

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    My cousin did this with a tree once when we were golfing, and since then I name my fantasy football team (in the league I share with him) "brown side out"
     
  19. yosemite sam

    yosemite sam Camel Jockey

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    When you gotta go.
     
  20. yosemite sam

    yosemite sam Camel Jockey

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    Besides moikes big boy boxers would probably cover two stalls, like a tarp.