I got to poo but i am out of tp

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by baltimore mike, Jul 26, 2016.

  1. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    10,847
    Joined:
    Nov 17, 2010
    Messages:
    69,309
    Likes Received:
    14,283
  2. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ My life is one big lazy day VIP

    Reputations:
    27,754
    Joined:
    Sep 18, 2010
    Messages:
    215,168
    Likes Received:
    45,863
    I bet you use a lot.
     
    Gomez and yosemite sam like this.
  3. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    10,847
    Joined:
    Nov 17, 2010
    Messages:
    69,309
    Likes Received:
    14,283
    Your mother
     
  4. BleedingGums

    BleedingGums Fesh Fox Faggot VIP

    Reputations:
    13,855
    Joined:
    Sep 21, 2010
    Messages:
    41,674
    Likes Received:
    6,053
    Use ur hand

    u nasty fuck
     
  5. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    10,847
    Joined:
    Nov 17, 2010
    Messages:
    69,309
    Likes Received:
    14,283
    Im hard
     
  6. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ My life is one big lazy day VIP

    Reputations:
    27,754
    Joined:
    Sep 18, 2010
    Messages:
    215,168
    Likes Received:
    45,863
    ^^
     
  7. yosemite sam

    yosemite sam Camel Jockey

    Reputations:
    3
    Joined:
    Apr 20, 2012
    Messages:
    27,340
    Likes Received:
    20,342
    Use your boxers and hang them on the door.
     
  8. DiamondGoddess

    DiamondGoddess Born Ready for My Close-Up! Gold

    Reputations:
    124,542
    Joined:
    Aug 25, 2013
    Messages:
    39,111
    Likes Received:
    76,314
    Always carry a napkin or 2 in your pocket/purse.

    YW.

    :c
     
  9. Lostronaut

    Lostronaut Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    7,908
    Joined:
    Feb 17, 2012
    Messages:
    6,828
    Likes Received:
    4,233
    Just go in your diaper.
     
  10. Tranquil

    Tranquil Decent! VIP

    Reputations:
    16,870
    Joined:
    Jan 15, 2012
    Messages:
    15,481
    Likes Received:
    10,291
    Hop in the shower
     
  11. Tranquil

    Tranquil Decent! VIP

    Reputations:
    16,870
    Joined:
    Jan 15, 2012
    Messages:
    15,481
    Likes Received:
    10,291
    Also buy more TP for fucks sake
     
  12. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    60,441
    Joined:
    Sep 16, 2010
    Messages:
    38,238
    Likes Received:
    33,007
    Use an old t shirt
     
  13. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    10,847
    Joined:
    Nov 17, 2010
    Messages:
    69,309
    Likes Received:
    14,283
    This was answer
     
    imott and Tranquil like this.
  14. banksy

    banksy Like a 40 degree day VIP

    Reputations:
    8,181
    Joined:
    Dec 14, 2011
    Messages:
    76,448
    Likes Received:
    9,558
    Shit on your wife's pillow

    I bet she doesn't forget to buy toilet paper again
     
  15. Capn Crud

    Capn Crud The Pride of Cucamonga VIP Gold

    Reputations:
    9,996
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    67,129
    Likes Received:
    10,900
    ^^Pro tip
     
    banksy likes this.
  16. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    3,613
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    22,170
    Likes Received:
    6,954
    One word: Costco
     
    Apple the cat likes this.
  17. christ cracker

    christ cracker Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    355
    Joined:
    Apr 1, 2012
    Messages:
    10,571
    Likes Received:
    2,207
  18. Chigs

    Chigs The finest in the Nation

    Reputations:
    12,166
    Joined:
    Jan 7, 2012
    Messages:
    18,347
    Likes Received:
    17,947
    My cousin did this with a tree once when we were golfing, and since then I name my fantasy football team (in the league I share with him) "brown side out"
     
  19. yosemite sam

    yosemite sam Camel Jockey

    Reputations:
    3
    Joined:
    Apr 20, 2012
    Messages:
    27,340
    Likes Received:
    20,342
    When you gotta go.
     
  20. yosemite sam

    yosemite sam Camel Jockey

    Reputations:
    3
    Joined:
    Apr 20, 2012
    Messages:
    27,340
    Likes Received:
    20,342
    Besides moikes big boy boxers would probably cover two stalls, like a tarp.