WTF I got told off by Spiderman today

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  1. JessOnCrack

    JessOnCrack Check out my maniacal laugh! Banned User

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    First off, he's begging for attention in that costume then he gets mad when people give it to him. He's such an ass! He demanded people tip him if they want photos or to film him.Secondly, he's stealing from Marvel and trying to make money off it! I wanted to yell at him but it would look weird fighting with a guy in a costume up on a telephone box. I needed to get to work but next time what should I say to this Peter Parker jerk?
     
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    Pelicanman Engorged Member VIP Gold

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    "With great power must come great responsibility". Then punch him in the chops.
     
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    I told you Captain America was the bescht hero in all of comics!!?! Steve Rogers would NEVER say that to you - and nor would he sell his soul to JJ Jameson or Tony Stark.

    His Spidey-sense is no match for your innate emascu-schense. Serves Peter Parker right - now that little pussy knows what it's like to get HIS picture taken by a real journalist in JOC.

    This should be an @ALevy story.
     
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    I enjoyed that video oddly enough
     
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    Are most of them sex offenders in Canada like they are here in Times Square?
     
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    Hmmmm.....Spider-man relocates to Toronto?? Maybe it's not the real Spider-man and it's The Chameleon or Venom in disguise???
     
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  8. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    Wants attention, gets mad upon receiving attention, the elaborate mating call of the shed
     
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    slab0meat negative creep

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    Did he pay for dinner?
     
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    So no upside-down kiss I take it.
     
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    Start taking his picture, and if he throws a fit, just say you're Peter Parker from the Daily Bugle and it's your job to take his picture. He won't be able to respond without blowing his cover.
     
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    Lol look ar your cover with those glasses and moustache
     
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    GREAT movie call back!!! Ahahahahaahahahahah
     
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    That was a good kiss. She was hot.
     
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    I was assuming that it was NYC.

    Glad to see that the assholes are headed north.

    :leavecunt:
     
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    Your Twitter is funny
     
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    It is indeed...and there's tits.
     
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    That's definitely a nice bonus. I like the ElegantElliot, little fat dog, and shit-talking douches from Tinder tweets as well.
     
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    10/10 would plow
     
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    JessOnCrack Check out my maniacal laugh! Banned User

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    "Little fat dog" wow she's not fat