i got up to take a leak

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  1. HaroldJackson

    HaroldJackson Well-Known Member

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    At like 5 when it was still dark out. I came back in, swigged some orange juice, went right back to bed but now its fuckin 8. Normally after a good night like last night I'd be good til noon. I'd fuck around.d for an hour then start drinking at 1 or 2 but I'm a little buzzed now and already looking forward to popping that first one.
    I didn't get my proper reset period.
    I've got 2 + cases of beer and I'm on an island. This could.get dangerous.
    I've got a date tonight I'm already thinking ill have to blow off, but the BJs are amaaaazing so ill see where this goes.
     
  2. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    that's fucking bullshit harold.
     
  3. HaroldJackson

    HaroldJackson Well-Known Member

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    What is? You think I'm lying or that I couldn't fall back a sleep?
     
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  5. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    chicken butt.
     
  6. HaroldJackson

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    Fuck both off you faggits then. Know what else is bs? My new Siri dint show up yesterday.
    Great, now its 8:30. Time to go make eggs. I wish I was that type of nigga that drank Bloody Marys, this would be perfect.
    Maybe ill be drunk by noon and fall asleep in the sun.
     
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    enough bro. the jig is up.
     
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    I need a Shiv opinion on this. Dink prolly drinks wine. Prolly a glass then gets all touchy and shit.
     
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    Shortly after that post was able to pull the blankets over my head and grab 40 winks.