Discussion in 'The Bar' started by MONK, Feb 24, 2011.
Please give me ideas on how to fuck with her.
Fuck her while she's sleeping
throw shit at her
Throw her in a pool of acid.
ask her to shave your back
Make her read Big Mike's threads.
No need to get nasty now.
Walk in with a Swinger's Magazine under you're arm.
leave the phone book open to the nambla page, circle the number in red
tape yourself plowing her little girl in the shitter over your wedding tape or family videos
wait until she's in the shower and steal her clothes and the towels
Tell her you always thought she was hotter than her daughter wink when you say this
saran wrap the bowl and put baby oil on the toilet seat
Send her to GHP's house for a visit.