I got word today that my Mother-in-Law is coming to visit in a few weeks

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  1. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Please give me ideas on how to fuck with her.

    TIA :hat:
     
  2. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    thirst
     
  3. GHP

    GHP New Member Banned User

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    Fuck her while she's sleeping
     
  4. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    Starve her.
     
  5. lisaslisas

    lisaslisas New Member

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    throw shit at her
     
  6. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ You're so pusillanimous, oh yea.

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    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    Throw her in a pool of acid.
     
  8. lisaslisas

    lisaslisas New Member

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    ask her to shave your back
     
  9. GHP

    GHP New Member Banned User

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    Demand reparations
     
  10. PullMyFinger

    PullMyFinger Hors d'oeuvre Addict VIP

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    Make her read Big Mike's threads.
     
  11. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    No need to get nasty now.
     
  12. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ You're so pusillanimous, oh yea.

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    True torture. :facepalm:
     
  13. Partyxanimal

    Partyxanimal Well-Known Member

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    Walk in with a Swinger's Magazine under you're arm.
     
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    Partyxanimal Well-Known Member

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    :jj:
     
  15. lisaslisas

    lisaslisas New Member

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    leave the phone book open to the nambla page, circle the number in red
     
  16. lisaslisas

    lisaslisas New Member

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    tape yourself plowing her little girl in the shitter over your wedding tape or family videos
     
  17. lisaslisas

    lisaslisas New Member

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    wait until she's in the shower and steal her clothes and the towels
     
  18. GHP

    GHP New Member Banned User

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    Tell her you always thought she was hotter than her daughter wink when you say this
     
  19. lisaslisas

    lisaslisas New Member

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    saran wrap the bowl and put baby oil on the toilet seat
     
  20. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    Send her to GHP's house for a visit.