I gotta' a Jew Hurricane bearing down on me.......

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  1. Snotty

    Snotty My Snothand be strong!!! VIP Gold

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    Isaac, It's Stern related 'cause it's a Jew blowing.....If it hits should I ride it out? I'm at the "Red Neck Riviera" In Gulf Shores Alabama.......
    Any of you A-holes here with me? I got a round if you wanna' hook up......:cheer:
     
  2. Popeye Saavedra

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    You better hide all your valuables. :oy2:
     
  3. newcastlefan

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    if its a female jew storm, throw diamonds and gold at it to calm it down. if its a male jew storm, throw topless shicksas at it. the sluts won't calm it down but the storm will divert with the girls toward the Caribbean
     
  4. jake206

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    We all know that Jews don't do blowjobs.
     
  5. Chimney Portions

    Chimney Portions I drink cum Banned User

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    Hurricane Ishmael to all the filthy Muslims out there.

    Koran joke :yay:
     
  6. newcastlefan

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    sure they do, but it's gonna cost you.

    haven't you read that book of the bible called "The Jewblowie"?
     
  7. Joey HIV

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    Its Isaac Hayes and florida is Tina Turner!
     
  8. Howard Stork

    Howard Stork "Big Nosed and Jewish"

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    Throw it some change. It will leave you alone.
     
  9. isabella

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    i'm over on the other side of florida in palm beach county....we're probably safe here because of all the jews (including myself and husband)so come on down!
     
  10. chapped

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    well u dont have to worry about boats and trees being tipped over since we all know Jews are horrible tippers
     
  11. Matwiow

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    My brother in law in the Ft. Walton Beach area. I wonder if he's gonna evacuate. Thing that that sucks is that he has six dogs.
     
  12. Ipokesmot

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    Right now it's just a tropical storm, at best it will only be a category 1 hurricane when it hits Florida according to the forecast.

    So it will be like most jews, lots of noise and hot air, then will pussy out and run. :jj:
     
  13. newcastlefan

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    I think you should take precautions because today is Saturday. A jooo-storm would hire a shabbas goy-storm to blow you today
     
  14. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...youre safe snotty, the hurricane only showed up to blow out the riff raff was going to descend on tampa.
     
  15. Obi Drunkenobe

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    Did you know that technically this is the third hurricane in a row that has disrupted the Republican Convention. God really is a Democrat.
     
  16. Keyless Chuck

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    Oh really? Explains why the world is the way it is now a days.*
     
  17. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...i did not know that but im going to remember that fun fact. gratize. :hat:
     
  18. Herc

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    Touché
     
  19. newcastlefan

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    i don't think he's a dem, but i think he loves fucking with Mormons.
     
  20. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...oh hell even god knows that underware is gay and faggot.