I gotta know... What is Chriza having for lunch???

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Apple the cat, Jan 23, 2014.

  1. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    The day just isn't complete without our faithful reporter telling us what he's gonna eat today and it's almost 11:00. So, how about it Chriza- what's on the menu today???
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Lunchtime is 11:30 derp
     
  3. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    calm down apple, dont have a seizure
     
  4. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    I thought you ate all day and then gorged yourself at 11:30 you fat bastard.
     
  5. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I've eaten a total of 370 calories in the last 12 hours :fil:
     
  6. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    poutine
     
  7. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    OK, does formerly fat bastard sound better??
     
  8. gilaet

    gilaet Xanax Service Dog Staff Member

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    Chriza was fat?
     
  9. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    Here's a baby picture of our little pork chop- he used to be quite the pudge:

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  10. Billy Brown

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    He who holds the remote controls the television. :grad:
     
  11. gilaet

    gilaet Xanax Service Dog Staff Member

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    That chair was motorized.
     
  12. Mr. Potato Head

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    I think the hair is worse than the weight.
     
  13. BrulesRules

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    Chriza was fat lulz
     
  14. Gadmus126

    Gadmus126 Well-Known Member

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    I'd like to know how long before he's a dad and will he faint in the delivery room.
     
  15. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Let's not talk about that
     
  16. gilaet

    gilaet Xanax Service Dog Staff Member

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    The Chriza don't faint.
     
  17. Danas Boyfrien

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    He has super duper faggy fat guy hair.
     
  18. Gadmus126

    Gadmus126 Well-Known Member

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    When's the baby due for realz
     
  19. gilaet

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    6 months
     
  20. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I said shut up