I guess giant bottles of champagne are the key to nailing women at nightclubs

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by MutteringJohn, Feb 5, 2015.

  1. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    68,012
    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2012
    Messages:
    13,590
    Likes Received:
    15,972
    Patriots celebrate with $12,500 bottle of champagne. Nothing gets a woman hotter than seeing a 15 liter bottle of Belaire Rose.

    [​IMG]
     
    smichal likes this.
  2. Calloused Shins

    Calloused Shins Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    89,624
    Joined:
    Oct 17, 2014
    Messages:
    5,900
    Likes Received:
    9,908
    Most of the patriots enjoy long, thick, black hard things forcibly shooting liquid down their throats
     
    Dirty South and JameGumb like this.
  3. markluke

    markluke Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    24,346
    Joined:
    Jan 29, 2013
    Messages:
    5,147
    Likes Received:
    4,613
    Technically it's not champagne (because it came from Southern France, not the Champagne region). Bloody heathens.
     
    smichal likes this.
  4. SternsEgo

    SternsEgo Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    21,746
    Joined:
    Oct 17, 2012
    Messages:
    3,471
    Likes Received:
    4,876
    What a waste of $12,500, don't these guys know NSAL needs the money to build a $7M shelter. Jeez, people are selfish.
     
  5. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Spoon! Gold

    Reputations:
    236,644
    Joined:
    Sep 1, 2010
    Messages:
    47,992
    Likes Received:
    45,499
    I don't know about no Belaire Rose, how about a bucket of ripple?

    [​IMG]
     
    Mulletude, babybear, JameGumb and 2 others like this.
  6. Pussy Tendon

    Pussy Tendon Wet! CUNT!!!!!

    Reputations:
    40,176
    Joined:
    Jan 15, 2012
    Messages:
    3,018
    Likes Received:
    5,542
    Just a sparkling white. Drunk by a oily black.
     
    Dirty South and AllAboutHim Ed like this.
  7. Limo Wreck

    Limo Wreck Aboard the great mothership Staff Member

    Reputations:
    104,440
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    8,874
    Likes Received:
    19,277
    Over the lips and through the gums, look out belly here it comes. :hilarious:
     
    Caffeinated and Mulletude like this.
  8. sfgirl

    sfgirl Well-Known Member VIP

    Reputations:
    38,176
    Joined:
    Aug 30, 2010
    Messages:
    4,541
    Likes Received:
    3,179
    I don't think it's the champagne per se as much as it is the size of the bottle. ~justsayin~
     
    Caffeinated and Blur like this.
  9. Blur

    Blur Alumnus

    Reputations:
    74,772
    Joined:
    Feb 1, 2014
    Messages:
    6,434
    Likes Received:
    9,574
    Compensating.
     
    Caffeinated likes this.