I guess God didn't give a shit about this dumbfuck

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  1. Shithead

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    Kentucky man dies after snakebite during Pentecostal church service
    BY David Harding
    NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
    Wednesday, July 29, 2015, 9:22 AM
    [​IMG] Shelley Mays/AP
    Like ill-fated John Brock in Kentucky, the late Jamie Coots sings and holds a rattlesnake during a service at the Tabernacle Church of God in LaFollette, Tenn., in this May 2012 photo.
    A man from Kentucky has died after being bitten by a snake during a church service.

    John David Brock was bitten on the left arm while handling the snake at the Pentecostal church in Jenson, the Bell County Sheriff's Department announced Sunday on Facebook.

    Brock, 60, refused medical treatment and then went to his brother's home, where he died four hours later, reported WKYT.com.

    [​IMG] WKYT
    Brock was handling a snake during a service at Mossy Simpson Pentecostal Church, pictured, in Bell County, Kentucky.
    The coroner hasn't determined the official cause of death. Brock, a coal miner for 36 years, also had health issues.

    Snake handling is not uncommon at certain religious services, even though it is illegal in Kentucky, WKYT reported. The practice dates back to the early 1900s.


    The inspiration for handling snakes comes from a Bible passage in the Gospel of Mark, which says: "They will pick up snakes with their hands and when they drink deadly poison, it will not hurt them at all."
     
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    Didn't have enough faith...
     
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    lolololololololololololololololol

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    Alisonsbankacct Out to lunch.

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    I love comeuppance stories :evilgrin2:
     
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    God needed him more than we did.
     
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    Skipnoid Lick Me!

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    I don't think he's wearing shoes. :dontknow:
     
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    I love all the desperate excuses that are used. Hold on to that fairy tale harder.

    God called him to be with (insert dead relative here).
     
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    TallTyrion Triggered like a mofo

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    Don't forget the old adage "everything happens for a reason"
     
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    The sinners live, because they don't deserve to be in God's embrace. Only the righteous are welcomed into heaven.
     
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    Alisonsbankacct Out to lunch.

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    "We can't question it - it's in God's plan"
     
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    Im sure God gave him plenty of opportunities to not fuck around with that snake
     
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    I wonder if they were saying that in the church when it happened.:giggle:
     
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    JRoyle411 I want to live in a hamburger bun.

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    :rip:Awful! He didn't even try to take a selfie either.
     
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    I'm always right so I guess I'm going to heaven.:)
     
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    Tyler9258 Old friends, old whiskey, old songs

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    The official cause of death was a god damn snake bite (no pun intended). What do they mean the cause of death was unknown?