I had a baby a month ago

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  1. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Welcome to my underground lair.

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  2. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~POTY the bar~ 2010 OG Gold

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    You wanna start shit with ME?? :mad:
     
  3. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Welcome to my underground lair.

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    Look at my shirt.
     
  4. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Welcome to my underground lair.

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    It's wrinkling downward toward my sack a tits.
     
  5. RobinsBedSores

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    Did they cut open your anus?
     
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    who in the fuck is that
     
  7. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Welcome to my underground lair.

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    No, it was a c section.

    That's me.
     
  8. Chriza

    Chriza Well-Known Member

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    Whatever it is has Animalgod's rack.
     
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    Good for you, you're a strong lady.
     
  10. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Welcome to my underground lair.

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    I'm a big lady.
     
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    Did you take a dump during the birthing process? I know a lot of ladies just let it all go.
     
  12. Sternac

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    :fil:
     
  13. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    No one even believes I had a baby. This is another terrible thread.
     
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    why would you cover the dude's face? and goddamnit bob, that's not you
     
  15. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    They broke my water with a stick and it shot the doctor in the face.
     
  16. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Welcome to my underground lair.

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    Because I need to protect my husband's privacy.
     
  17. Schmoopy

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    Do you prefer the 'BBW' moniker ???
     
  19. gilaet

    gilaet King Of Town Staff Member

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    It has your husband's looks.
     
  20. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    U mad!