I Had a Cheap Fuck on Southwest Airlines Right Now

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  1. WillyBest

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    Just joined the Mile High Club, ho only charged me $49!
     
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    That sounds like a steal.
     
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    I've never been invited to join The Club by a lady friend :nocheer:
     
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    She was totally worth it!:D
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    Stewardess?
     
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    Stern fan; had a big ol' set of them Bucky Beaver teeth on her, but a great ass!
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    Love a good butterface. They give it up easier.
     
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    :jj:
     
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    I'm flattered that my body is considered in the butterface "compliment". :yes:
     
  11. WillyBest

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    Skippy, you are adorable, don't go changing! :hug:
     
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    I like my beaver teeth...I can afford to fix em, but I wouldn't be me. :dontknow:
     
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    I like 'em too! You got my vote, sister! :thumbup2:
     
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    Its almost impossible nowadays unless you are in one of those Virgin flights with the private rooms and shit. They will air marshall the shit out of you if they find out two people were in the bathroom. And if you are in a regular coach area of a 737 there is at least one other person in your row of seats.
     
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  15. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    Those bathrooms are really gross, just jack off under their crispy blankets instead. I swear last time my blanket even though it was in a sealed plastic bag was like Rick Dunaway's jack off spots on his carpet but I was cold and I needed sleep more than I cared about covering myself in some stranger's dried jizz.
     
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    Thanks Osama :facepalm: :pissed:
     
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    That's hawt.
     
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    Ugh; think I'll go to Walmart and stock up on those little rollup fleece blankets. It's easy enough to just toss one in a carry on bag