I had a date on Sunday.

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  1. wensday

    wensday 4 Degrees Warmer Gold

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    Went to see some bull riding, got fucked up on PBR and made out in a garage.
     
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    :jj: I might be related to you. PBR cans are great for plinking with a .22 - hit the blue ribbon and win a prize.
     
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    Dating sounds fun
     
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    wensday 4 Degrees Warmer Gold

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    Don't swallow the bullet.
     
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    Not really.
     
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    wensday 4 Degrees Warmer Gold

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    You're right. But this one was perfect.
     
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    Babs Well-Known Member

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    How come?
     
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    It's mostly a big pain in the ass.
     
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    See above post
     
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    Women should make it easier to get in their pants.
     
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    I remember it being fun.
    But that was before smart phones :jj:
     
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    They're stupid. You're a catch :)
     
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    Oh, I don't try all that hard. It's mostly my fault.
     
  14. wensday

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    We didn't have the anals.
     
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    Then it can't be called a successful date.
     
  16. wensday

    wensday 4 Degrees Warmer Gold

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    I forgot my strap on.
     
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    I had a date the Sunday before last. Got laid and dumped in the same day :cheer:
     
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    Well, I do think you should at least speak to a woman if you expect the sex :jj:
     
  19. wensday

    wensday 4 Degrees Warmer Gold

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    Now THAT'S what I call a success.
     
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